New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy

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New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy​

New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy

HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.

babylonbee.com

13 Jan 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.
"We felt like it was time to update the story to fit a modern audience," Sony producer Glen Maxwell told reporters. "After seeing how censorship and totalitarianism have grown in popularity over the past few years, we think Big Brother is probably a better protagonist than Winston Smith. Big Brother's insistence on absolute compliance fits better with current progressive ideals."
The film will feature a sympathetic Big Brother working with the state to better the lives of millions by implementing strict adherence to DEI policies, CRT teachings in schools, and CDC guidelines throughout society.
"After seeing how much people craved rules and control during the Covid pandemic, we decided it wouldn't accurately depict what society looks like right now to have a protagonist who goes against the state narrative," Maxwell commented. "I mean, we didn't have to do much with the script, we just used a bunch of Anthony Fauci quotes from the past few years and filled in the blanks. ‘I am the science'. Pure Big Brother gold!"
The film is set to release next year and will star Mark Ruffalo, with a supporting cast including George Takei and Susan Sarandon, and will be directed by Rob Reiner.
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.

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Commentary:
Hah.... This Bee headline almost fooled me. It's becoming difficult to tell the truth from satire these days.
HBO has bought the rights to exclusively show on cable TV daily and begin a Series drama sequel.
The arrows of truth once more launched by the Babylon Bee. Truth from satire makes Democrats fearful.

 

[rampart]

New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy​

New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy

HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.

babylonbee.com

13 Jan 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.
"We felt like it was time to update the story to fit a modern audience," Sony producer Glen Maxwell told reporters. "After seeing how censorship and totalitarianism have grown in popularity over the past few years, we think Big Brother is probably a better protagonist than Winston Smith. Big Brother's insistence on absolute compliance fits better with current progressive ideals."
The film will feature a sympathetic Big Brother working with the state to better the lives of millions by implementing strict adherence to DEI policies, CRT teachings in schools, and CDC guidelines throughout society.
"After seeing how much people craved rules and control during the Covid pandemic, we decided it wouldn't accurately depict what society looks like right now to have a protagonist who goes against the state narrative," Maxwell commented. "I mean, we didn't have to do much with the script, we just used a bunch of Anthony Fauci quotes from the past few years and filled in the blanks. ‘I am the science'. Pure Big Brother gold!"
The film is set to release next year and will star Mark Ruffalo, with a supporting cast including George Takei and Susan Sarandon, and will be directed by Rob Reiner.
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.

​

Commentary:
Hah.... This Bee headline almost fooled me. It's becoming difficult to tell the truth from satire these days.
HBO has bought the rights to exclusively show on cable TV daily and begin a Series drama sequel.
The arrows of truth once more launched by the Babylon Bee. Truth from satire makes Democrats fearful.

fearful? i am outraged! why not big sister?

if you're not careful the real big bro0ther, elon, will put a chip in your brain.

 

[excalibur]

Joe Biden as Big Brother.

 

[fncceo]

The thing is, the people in the novel actually saw Big Brother as the "good guy".

Big Brother protected them from Eurasia (Or East Asia, depending). Big Brother gave them jobs and Big Brother increased their chocolate rations.

To 99% of the characters in the book, BB was the hero and Winston Smith was the outlaw.