NASDAQ Goes Full-Retard

[Sun Devil 92]

Phone: Ring ring ring...
Market: Hello?
Miketx: I wanna sell my stock.
Market: We gotta see your dick or your ***** first or both.
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Repubtards want to see your birth certificate before you can use the restroom!

Why would a 40 year old man want to use the ladies room if he's not fucked up?

Ask @rdean...he should know.

 

[KissMy]

Unfuckingbelievable

I second that emotion...

Y'all are emotional trainwrecks!

 

[Canon Shooter]

"Why don't we have diversity in our directors? Well, because the most qualified people for the jobs are, by mere happenstance, white men. Now **** off."

Like the ones running things in 2008?

No, dummy. My answer was a hypothetical, but not unreasonable, response to some whack-job leftist "inclusive" requirement that a company have at least two directors who are in those positions because they can't figure out which ******* bathroom to use instead of because they're simply the best qualified for the job...

 

[ReinyDays]

Short sell short sell short sell ...

 

[Moonglow]

This country has gone totally mental.

Yeah, the Nam riots and protest were a cakewalk compared to now, eh?

 

[ReinyDays]

Yeah, the Nam riots and protest were a cakewalk compared to now, eh?

The bombings and political assassinations were so much more peaceful in the '60's ...

 

[Pavel Svinchnik]

It's the end of the world as we now it.
But we all knew the US couldn't last forever.

I've been wondering for the last fifty years or so when the grown ups would take charge again. Not yet, I guess.