Name 5 things about yourself that might surprise others here.

Does lightning count if you're in the car?
I count it because I was told that if the gas tank had been where the lightning hit exactly, I would not be here now.

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

I wouldn't count it if you weren't electrocuted.

Your math would be like counting almost being hit by a car as being hit by a car.
 
1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany
 
1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany

I guessed all of those but the soap operas.
 
1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany

I guessed all of those but the soap operas.

I think I have mentioned a lot of those, come to think of it.

1. B&E
2. GTA
3. Never had, never will and cannot stand tattoos
4. Still enjoy a "bushy" one
5. I love chocolate and love chik-o-sticks, but HATE Butterfingers!!!

:cool:
 
i own whips and shackles and chains.
 
1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany

I guessed all of those but the soap operas.

I think I have mentioned a lot of those, come to think of it.

1. B&E
2. GTA
3. Never had, never will and cannot stand tattoos
4. Still enjoy a "bushy" one
5. I love chocolate and love chik-o-sticks, but HATE Butterfingers!!!

:cool:

I lost my virginity, while covered in chocolate, while on a German Soap Opera.

But then, who hasn't.
 
1. I have a large penis
2. my baby mama is smokin hot
3. I grow the best weed ever
4. I have smoked said weed with many well known musicians
5. I have never been convicted of a criminal offence
 
Does lightning count if you're in the car?
I count it because I was told that if the gas tank had been where the lightning hit exactly, I would not be here now.
I wouldn't count it if you weren't electrocuted.

Your math would be like counting almost being hit by a car as being hit by a car.
If you have to be electrocuted in order for it to count, I guess that country singer Aaron Tippin has not been hit by lightning twice.

God bless you and him always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. He was literally hit both times. I've heard him tell about it and I remember him saying that the second time was worse. :( :( :(
 
Five things people don't know about me?

I love Bon Jovi...nah, everyone already knows that...I do karate!!! No, y'all know that, too. *sigh* Okay, here goes -

- I had a criminal record which was automatically expunged when I turned 18.

- I have had a huge crush on Richard Dean Anderson since I was nine. I am 29 now.

- I had learning problems at school which is why people take my posts out of context at times. I am unable sometimes to express myself correctly.

- As a teen I attempted suicide twice, and also cut my wrist, and the scar was covered with a tattoo three years ago.

- I am allergic to bubblegum, I am an extremely fussy eater, I am brilliant at sticking to New Years Resolutions, and I am not afraid to say what I really think.

That was more than five, but who cares?
 
I guess Ekrem didn't like my answers so...to make him happy:

I like being in my garden.
I am a breast cancer survivor (sor far).
I think elephants are the most wonderful animals.
I love tacos.
I dream I can fly.


howzat?
 
15th post
:420:
k, bye, then?:confused:

OR, perhaps you could bring your avie image into compliance with the Board's TOS immediately?

I dunno.

Just a thought.
done and done!:420:

Hope that helps.

(I kinda liked the image, by the way. :cool: But the Board management doesn't allow pictures with nudity, under the terms of service. They want this place to be remain family friendly ... except for the language.)
 
:420:
OR, perhaps you could bring your avie image into compliance with the Board's TOS immediately?

I dunno.

Just a thought.
done and done!:420:

Hope that helps.

(I kinda liked the image, by the way. :cool: But the Board management doesn't allow pictures with nudity, under the terms of service. They want this place to be remain family friendly ... except for the language.)

****. You're ******* kidding me. That's ******* fucked.
 

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