My only conflict with my mom

[Iceman36]

My mom told me on my 13th birthday that I should have been aborted.

I punched her in the nose once, and broke her nose..
And I said...
Now repeat that again, what did you say fat b!tch?

She said I should have been aborted.

I socked her in the eye once, instantly blackening it, and cut her eyebrow.

And I said...
Do you want to say it again?

She shut up.

I did have a whole lot to explain to my dad...
But after I told him what happened..
He slapped her right across the face too.

I told him..
I broke her nose and gave her a black eye..
I didnt just do that for nothing, what the fuck would I do that for?
Think about it...here's what happened..

He slapped her too.

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

Happy belated 13th birthday....was it this past weekend?

 

[Iceman36]

Happy belated 13th birthday....was it this past weekend?

It was 22 years ago dickhead

 

[Dekster]

Cool story, incel.

 

[Canon Shooter]

My mom told me on my 13th birthday that I should have been aborted.

I punched her in the nose once, and broke her nose..
And I said...
Now repeat that again, what did you say fat b!tch?

She said I should have been aborted.

I socked her in the eye once, instantly blackening it, and cut her eyebrow.

And I said...
Do you want to say it again?

She shut up.

I did have a whole lot to explain to my dad...
But after I told him what happened..
He slapped her right across the face too.

I told him..
I broke her nose and gave her a black eye..
I didnt just do that for nothing, what the fuck would I do that for?
Think about it...here's what happened..

He slapped her too.

You've never punched anyone, Nancy...

 

[fncceo]

She said I should have been aborted.

And you proved her right.

Well done, you.

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

It was 22 years ago dickhead

I don't believe you...

Matter of fact, I don't believe shit that comes out of the mouth of someone who beats women...especially their own mother....

 

[JOSweetHeart]

The little word that I can't say is lucky that what you and your dad gave her is the only stuff that happened to her.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. Is your dad still alive? Also did your "mother" ever learn to keep such horrific thoughts to herself?

 

[Likkmee]

Racial slur....puhleez.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

My mom told me on my 13th birthday that I should have been aborted.

I punched her in the nose once, and broke her nose..
And I said...
Now repeat that again, what did you say fat b!tch?

She said I should have been aborted.

I socked her in the eye once, instantly blackening it, and cut her eyebrow.

And I said...
Do you want to say it again?

She shut up.

I did have a whole lot to explain to my dad...
But after I told him what happened..
He slapped her right across the face too.

I told him..
I broke her nose and gave her a black eye..
I didnt just do that for nothing, what the fuck would I do that for?
Think about it...here's what happened..

He slapped her too.

...and that's why I smoke meth...The End.

 

[rightwinger]

My mom told me on my 13th birthday that I should have been aborted.

I punched her in the nose once, and broke her nose..
And I said...
Now repeat that again, what did you say fat b!tch?

She said I should have been aborted.

I socked her in the eye once, instantly blackening it, and cut her eyebrow.

And I said...
Do you want to say it again?

She shut up.

I did have a whole lot to explain to my dad...
But after I told him what happened..
He slapped her right across the face too.

I told him..
I broke her nose and gave her a black eye..
I didnt just do that for nothing, what the fuck would I do that for?
Think about it...here's what happened..

He slapped her too.

Fantasy thread

 

[surada]

It was 22 years ago dickhead

I can't believe you punched your mother in the face. It was a terrible thing to say. Had you done something to provoke such a remark? And then your father slapped her???

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

I can't believe you punched your mother in the face. It was a terrible thing to say. Had you done something to provoke such a remark? And then your father slapped her???

Incels fantasize about some wild stuff...

And it usually involves their mothers....

 

[surada]

Incels fantasize about some wild stuff...

And it usually involves their mothers....

OMG. I get it. . and then he does meth .

 

[fncceo]

Sounds like a complex mother-son relationship ...

 

[Gracie]

My mom told me on my 13th birthday that I should have been aborted.

I punched her in the nose once, and broke her nose..
And I said...
Now repeat that again, what did you say fat b!tch?

She said I should have been aborted.

I socked her in the eye once, instantly blackening it, and cut her eyebrow.

And I said...
Do you want to say it again?

She shut up.

I did have a whole lot to explain to my dad...
But after I told him what happened..
He slapped her right across the face too.

I told him..
I broke her nose and gave her a black eye..
I didnt just do that for nothing, what the fuck would I do that for?
Think about it...here's what happened..

He slapped her too.

If my kid every punched me like that, he would lose an arm. Shame on you. You think this is funny? At least I know now that you are a nutbar and will never be addressed again. Iggie time.

 

[deannalw]

My mom told me on my 13th birthday that I should have been aborted.

I punched her in the nose once, and broke her nose..
And I said...
Now repeat that again, what did you say fat b!tch?

She said I should have been aborted.

I socked her in the eye once, instantly blackening it, and cut her eyebrow.

And I said...
Do you want to say it again?

She shut up.

I did have a whole lot to explain to my dad...
But after I told him what happened..
He slapped her right across the face too.

I told him..
I broke her nose and gave her a black eye..
I didnt just do that for nothing, what the fuck would I do that for?
Think about it...here's what happened..

He slapped her too.

Too bad she didn't abort your sorry ass.

 

[deannalw]

I can't believe you punched your mother in the face. It was a terrible thing to say. Had you done something to provoke such a remark? And then your father slapped her???

Not to worry- never happened.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Thank you for sharing with us these vivid recollections of your youth. I am so happy to hear she bounced back.

 

[rightwinger]

Thank you for sharing with us these vivid recollections of your youth. I am so happy to hear she bounced back.

In reality, she beat the snot out of him