My stump speech and agreeing with Republicans and Democrats

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My stump speech agrees with what Republicans and Democrats want 95% of the time -


Republican -

1. Economy & Taxes

  • Cutting taxes and reducing government spending - check
  • Promoting free-market policies and reducing regulations – more of a free market, more freedom
  • Supporting American energy independence – besides paying down the debt, Americans can use energy wisely.
2. Border Security & Immigration

  • Strengthening border security and enforcing immigration laws – these laws are for our citizens and any country can follow our model. If they want to come over here, we can keep track of whether they will be able to survive, and people can vote on it. Since countries can follow our model eventually things will be OK. Also, we should be kind enough to let people in who will genuinely help. Remember we will monitor everything anonymously.
  • Opposing illegal immigration and sanctuary cities - same
  • Supporting merit-based legal immigration – merit or just being helpful.
3. Crime & Law Enforcement

  • Backing law enforcement and opposing defunding the police – check, rewarding police
  • Tough-on-crime policies, including stricter sentencing for violent crimes - check
  • Addressing drug trafficking and the opioid crisis – check, people can get rewarded for it
4. Second Amendment & Gun Rights

  • Protecting the right to bear arms – check, while preventing killing
  • Opposing gun control measures that restrict law-abiding citizens – check, not a problem
5. Education & Parental Rights

  • Expanding school choice (charter schools, vouchers, homeschooling) – anyone can compete to provide education, but the government will provide the best education and training
  • Opposing Critical Race Theory (CRT) and progressive gender policies in schools – by solving those problems, there will be nothing left to address. However we will do an adversity score for every single person individually.
  • Increasing transparency in education curriculum- totally transparent code and availability to watch teachers since education is free
6. Foreign Policy & National Security

  • Standing up to China and other adversaries – we will do our best and set an example for the world. We will not give up rewards for no reason.
  • Strengthening the U.S. military and national defense – We will try to be good with the military.
  • Supporting Israel and other key allies – every country can defend itself, and Israel is very advanced. We want to protect Ukraine and Taiwan too. The world can reward us!
7. Energy & Environment

  • Promoting domestic oil, gas, and nuclear energy production – we will do it wisely
  • Opposing extreme climate policies like the Green New Deal – we will do it wisely, we don’t need communism.
  • Supporting an all-of-the-above energy strategy – to every energy what its worth
8. Healthcare

  • Lowering healthcare costs through free-market solutions – people will be free to set them up
  • Opposing government-run healthcare (like Medicare for All) – only for survival when they take maximum care of themselves, unless they start to get healthy on their own and then we might be able to increase it
  • Supporting price transparency and competition in the healthcare industry – this will reduce the price of healthcare and it will be done
9. Social & Cultural Issues

  • Protecting religious freedoms – big check
  • Opposing radical gender ideology and maintaining traditional values – up to religion
  • Defending free speech against Big Tech and government overreach – check, while keeping us safe as described
10. Election Integrity

  • Supporting voter ID laws and secure elections – bull crap, voter ID is used to suppress voting, and remember we want geniocracy
  • Opposing mass mail-in ballots without verification – again, elections are already safe
  • Ensuring fair and transparent election processes – of course. They’re called “Democrats btw.”
Democrat issues

1. Economy & Workers’ Rights

  • Raising the federal minimum wage and supporting workers’ rights – we can seek to improve the minimal survival standards.
  • Strengthening unions and collective bargaining – Unions are legal. Computers can negotiate them fairly before they start.
  • Expanding economic opportunities and reducing income inequality – more freedom but the rich deserve what they get! We don’t want a war on wealth or merit! Our efforts may help the poor and middle class earn more anyway.
2. Healthcare

  • Expanding access to affordable healthcare (Medicare for All or public option) – see health care
  • Lowering prescription drug prices – see patents
  • Protecting and strengthening the Affordable Care Act (ACA) – see health care.
3. Climate Change & Environment

  • Supporting clean energy and reducing carbon emissions – that will be part of the value of goods and goods of goods and services and services of services
  • Rejoining and strengthening international climate agreements – we can definitely do that as it will be beneficial, and countries can copy us.
  • Investing in green jobs and infrastructure – yes, these things should bring reward as they are helpful
4. Education

  • Increasing funding for public education and raising teacher salaries – we will have education for everyone, maybe a few teachers, and they will be greatly rewarded, but there simply might not be as many teachers, so they can do other things.
  • Expanding access to universal pre-K and tuition-free community college – yes, we should basically have this.
  • Addressing student loan debt through forgiveness or reform – there will be no debt.
5. Civil Rights & Social Justice

  • Protecting voting rights and opposing voter suppression laws - definitely
  • Supporting racial justice and police reform – definitely, including litigating for everyone individually.
  • Advancing LGBTQ+ rights, including protections against discrimination – definitely, including litigating for everyone individually.
6. Gun Reform

  • Expanding background checks and closing loopholes – see 2nd ammendment
  • Supporting bans on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines – see 2nd ammendment
  • Implementing red flag laws to prevent gun violence – see 2nd ammendment
7. Immigration Reform

  • Providing a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, including DACA recipients – if they can help they can come. In other countries they can follow our lead.
  • Reforming the asylum process and improving conditions at the border – that would make things easier on people, so it should come with a reward, perhaps negotiated internationally.
  • Opposing family separation and harsh immigration enforcement – family togetherness will increase value of family members, and remember that families can have their own computer systems.
8. Reproductive Rights & Women’s Issues

  • Protecting abortion rights and access to reproductive healthcare – according to their religion
  • Expanding paid family leave and affordable childcare – this might make things more fair
  • Closing the gender wage gap – Biden just passed the law, but it depends on how skilled each gender is. We want children.
9. Democracy & Election Integrity

  • Strengthening voting rights protections (like the John Lewis Voting Rights Act) – definitely, remember we will do geniocracy though
  • Reforming campaign finance to reduce corporate influence in politics – if they collude the prices will reflect it.
  • Expanding access to early voting and vote-by-mail - definitely
10. Technology & Internet Policy

  • Expanding broadband access, especially in rural and underserved areas – this will just happen
  • Regulating Big Tech to protect privacy and prevent misinformation – privacy, check. Misinformation, check.
  • Encouraging investment in AI and digital infrastructure – that’s what this whole thing is part of
 
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