Here's the part I don't believe: The weather controlling satellites.
There's simply no evidence they exist. LBJ never claimed they exist. The power requirements necessary to meaningfully impact the weather system like a hurricane would be astronomical.
"A hurricane also releases energy through the formation of clouds and rain (it takes energy to evaporate all that water). If we crunch the numbers for an average hurricane (1.5 cm/day of rain, circle radius of 665 km), we get a gigantic amount of energy: 6.0 x 10^14 Watts or 5.2 x 10^19 Joules/day!
This is equivalent to about 200 times the total electrical generating capacity on the planet!
NASA says that "during its life cycle a hurricane can expend as much energy as 10,000 nuclear bombs!" And we're just talking about average hurricanes here, not Katrina."
Energy has been on everybody's minds lately, probably because our society is in a transition period, trying to move from polluting sources to cleaner ones.
science.howstuffworks.com
200 times the total electrical generating capacity on the planet for an AVERAGE hurricane. How is a ******* satellite going to do anything to that? Typical satellites operate with 200 to 800 watts. An average sized hurricane generates the equivalent of 600,000,000,000,000 watts. That's 600 trillion.
The math ain't mathing.