Mortimers gun shooting

[toobfreak]

Dont worry Im not going to turn into a serial killer.

Don't worry Morty, my impression of you is that you only pose a danger to yourself. Just don't wave that thing in public, here is the USA, doing that might get you shot dead by a cop.

 

[AMart]

I'm honestly surprised Austrian authorities haven't taken him in for questioning.

There are claims on another message forum that the police paid Mort a visit already.

 

[Muhammed]

Does that look cool?

Your cowboy name should be Sloth Draw Morty. That could be your gangsta rap name too. Or just MC Sloth.

 

[Quasar44]

Don't worry Morty, my impression of you is that you only pose a danger to yourself. Just don't wave that thing in public, here is the USA, doing that might get you shot dead by a cop.

I don’t even own a gun

 

[Bleipriester]

Don't worry Morty, my impression of you is that you only pose a danger to yourself. Just don't wave that thing in public, here is the USA, doing that might get you shot dead by a cop.

For good reasons. Some people just need to be shot.

 

[1srelluc]

He would make for a fine AT-27 target....Hard to miss.

JGalt to the white photo shop phone.

 

[luiza]

Do you think Mortimer is handsome?
What do you think of Mortimer as the new Superman?
Rate Mortimer as young man / teenager

All are recent Topics .

How about ,Mortimer as a raving nut case , or, Mortimer , a suitable case for treatment ?

And, how long before , Morti loves role play violence ? Followed by , Stand and Deliver your own Baby !!

Finishing with , Never meant to kill her.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Your cowboy name should be Sloth Draw Morty. That could be your gangsta rap name too. Or just MC Sloth.

So you're saying Mort isnt the fastest gun in the west?

 

[toobfreak]

So you're saying Mort isnt the fastest gun in the west?

I'm not so sure now. Mort's girlfriend did say he had the fastest gun in the west but I could have just misunderstood her.

 

[Quasar44]

Does that look cool?

You need to be very careful about your new NAZI and Gun phase

 

[Quasar44]

The gun I have I own legal, because it is a gas revolver, gas pistol and every adult who is 18+ can have one. So I did and do nothing illegal. Why should they take me for questioning?

Mort does not work. Yet, he stays home all day on Social MEdia
This is why the WEST is dying and collapsing

 

[1srelluc]

Mort does not work. Yet, he stays home all day on Social MEdia
This is why the WEST is dying and collapsing

Well at least he's there so that is that.....I take comfort in knowing that a bunch of land and a ocean separates us.

 

[Quasar44]

Well at least he's there so that is that.....I take comfort in knowing that a bunch of land and a ocean separates us.

Will be a one NEW WORLD ORDER soon
All borders in First World will be erased

 

[ozro]

Do NOT point that toy gun at anybody who has a real gun.
Please, I would miss your amusing posts.