*I think the inventor of the pinata may have had some unresolved donkey issues.
*It's too bad ignorange isn't painful.
*It's only funny 'til someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
*Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
*I think, therefore I am.....not related to you.
*Winning isn't everything--gloating & rubbing it in--that's everything!
*I found the perfect man: Mr. Coffee
*If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life--there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
*I smile because I'm your mother/father. I laugh because there isn't anything you can do about it.
*If your dog doesn't like somebody--you probably shouldn't either.
*Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
*The second day of a diet is easier. By then, you're off of it.
*Don't try to get on my good side. I don't have one.
*I started out with nothing. And so far I still have most of it left.
*Guys have feeling too. But like--Who cares?
*So you're a feminist--isn't that cute.
*I'm not being rude....you're just insignificant
*If it weren't for physics & law enforcement--I'd be unstopable.
*I saw Elvis. He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO.
*I'm not hard to please. I just like things my way.
*Veni, Vendi, Visa
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
*It's too bad ignorange isn't painful.
*It's only funny 'til someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
*Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
*I think, therefore I am.....not related to you.
*Winning isn't everything--gloating & rubbing it in--that's everything!
*I found the perfect man: Mr. Coffee
*If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life--there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
*I smile because I'm your mother/father. I laugh because there isn't anything you can do about it.
*If your dog doesn't like somebody--you probably shouldn't either.
*Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
*The second day of a diet is easier. By then, you're off of it.
*Don't try to get on my good side. I don't have one.
*I started out with nothing. And so far I still have most of it left.
*Guys have feeling too. But like--Who cares?
*So you're a feminist--isn't that cute.
*I'm not being rude....you're just insignificant
*If it weren't for physics & law enforcement--I'd be unstopable.
*I saw Elvis. He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO.
*I'm not hard to please. I just like things my way.
*Veni, Vendi, Visa
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
