Minnesota Fraudster Jumps Out Fourth Story Window

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

This one won't be hard to spot, unable to walk on what appears to be a broken ankle or foot. He was just on the cusp of being arrested, and chose a radical escape plan.

Minnesota fraud suspect hobbles away after jumping from 4th-floor balcony to flee FBI in shocking video

The FBI is on the hunt for a suspect tied to a $90 million fraud case in Minnesota who evaded officers by jumping from a fourth-floor balcony and hobbled away.

nypost.com

 

[deannalw]

I'm surprised the dummy survived.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Damn!

I sure hope he didn't damage the sidewalk when he hit.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

I'm surprised the dummy survived.

Blacks are built from stronger stuff than normal humans.
It's the Australopithicus cross-breeding. The hybrid genes give them those hideous features, but also increased testosterone levels and tendon strength.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I'm surprised the dummy survived.

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I remember when a confused (post surgical) patient jumped out a third story window in the hospital I worked in, and died.

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[deannalw]

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I remember when a confused (post surgical) patient jumped out a third story window and died.

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I once jumped off my Aunt Alice's barn and was pretty sure I was gonna die.

 

[deannalw]

Blacks are built from stronger stuff than normal humans.
It's the Australopithicus cross-breeding. The hybrid genes give them those hideous features, but also increased testosterone levels and tendon strength.

Well, yikes

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

What is really dumb is that he was not aware that they were investigating welfare fraud.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I once jumped off my Aunt Alice's barn and was pretty sure I was gonna die.

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I'm glad you didn't!

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[deannalw]

If they can't catch a dummy that's hopping on one foot- what can they catch?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Blacks are built from stronger stuff than normal humans.
It's the Australopithicus cross-breeding. The hybrid genes give them those hideous features, but also increased testosterone levels and tendon strength.

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Makes us wonder why they are such whiners.

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[deannalw]

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I'm glad you didn't!

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It was close- when I landed in the straw, a piece of straw ran up my nose and gave me a hell of a nose bleed. Gads. I think it narrowly missed my brain and gave me a lobotomy.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

If they can't catch a dummy that's hopping on one foot- what can they catch?

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Even in Minnesota.

But I assume the hospitals are as full of treasonous left cultists as the rest of blue shithole Mogadishu On The Mississippi is.

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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

It was close- when I landed in the straw, a piece of straw ran up my nose and gave me a hell of a nose bleed. Gads. I think it narrowly missed my brain and gave me a lobotomy.

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YIKES! I'll bet your mom almost passed out!

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[deannalw]

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YIKES! I'll bet your mom almost passed out!

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LOL!

Not quite. She gave me a cool wash cloth and gave me a brain duster for doing it in the first place.

I may have tired her out a lot as a kid.