Michigan Governor Whitmer is arrogantly forcing residents to remain alive!

[DrLove]

LANSING (The Borowitz Report)—Gretchen Whitmer, the governor of Michigan, is “arrogantly forcing the residents of her state to remain alive,” Attorney General William Barr charged on Friday.​

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In a blistering takedown of the Democratic governor, Barr said that Whitmer was “depriving Michiganders of their constitutionally enshrined right to die before their time.”​

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Hinting that the Justice Department could soon file a lawsuit against Whitmer, Barr alleged that her “unhinged obsession with keeping her state’s residents breathing” represented “government overreach at its worst.”​

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Barr also suggested that Whitmer’s “blatant anti-coronavirus bias” would likely come back to haunt her at the ballot box.​

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“Gretchen Whitmer never asked Michiganders for their consent to remain alive, and they won’t forget that any time soon,” Barr said.​

Michigan Governor Arrogantly Forcing Residents to Remain Alive

In a blistering takedown, Attorney General William Barr said the governor was “depriving Michiganders of their constitutionally enshrined right to die before their time.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Oddball]

*polite golf clap*

Borowitz, you're no Onion.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Well, here is one utterly stupid fascist supporting fascism under the guise it is really about something else.

Any more?

 

[rightwinger]

Dying = LIBERTY!

 

[Penelope]

How dare she want to keep people alive during a pandemic !!LOL

 

[DrLove]

Dying = LIBERTY!

This reminds me of Trumpist threats of violence in small town Oklahoma because they were asked to wear a face mask.
What a great example Donnie and his Albino Sidekick "Science Mike" have set for their supporters!

 

[Tommy Tainant]

They should dig up some dead folk and get them to explain how amazing being dead is. Then we can shoot down this fascist assault of tyrrany on freedoms.

 

[Oddball]

Dying = LIBERTY!

Supplication = I'LL LIVE FOREVER!

 

[DrLove]

How dare she want to keep people alive during a pandemic !!LOL

GIVE THEM LIBERTY AND GIVE THEM DEATH!!

 

[Oddball]

They should dig up some dead folk and get them to explain how amazing being dead is. Then we can shoot down this fascist assault of tyrrany on freedoms.

Another dullard who thinks that licking boots is the path to salvation.

 

[Penelope]

They should dig up some dead folk and get them to explain how amazing being dead is. Then we can shoot down this fascist assault of tyrrany on freedoms.

Most of them are brain dead.

 

[Death-Ninja]

I think every democrat(fascist)in the United States, every man, women, and democratic(fascist)child of them, for their safety mind you, need to be forced, immediately, into those fema camps where we can keep them all in a perpetual state of safety, and collectivist euphoria........forever!

 

[White 6]

LANSING (The Borowitz Report)—Gretchen Whitmer, the governor of Michigan, is “arrogantly forcing the residents of her state to remain alive,” Attorney General William Barr charged on Friday.​

​

In a blistering takedown of the Democratic governor, Barr said that Whitmer was “depriving Michiganders of their constitutionally enshrined right to die before their time.”​

​

Hinting that the Justice Department could soon file a lawsuit against Whitmer, Barr alleged that her “unhinged obsession with keeping her state’s residents breathing” represented “government overreach at its worst.”​

​

Barr also suggested that Whitmer’s “blatant anti-coronavirus bias” would likely come back to haunt her at the ballot box.​

​

“Gretchen Whitmer never asked Michiganders for their consent to remain alive, and they won’t forget that any time soon,” Barr said.​

Michigan Governor Arrogantly Forcing Residents to Remain Alive

In a blistering takedown, Attorney General William Barr said the governor was “depriving Michiganders of their constitutionally enshrined right to die before their time.”

www.newyorker.com

"Barr also suggested that Whitmer’s “blatant anti-coronavirus bias” Hard to understand why she would have a bias against coronavirus. It seams so lovable, right?

 

[bodecea]

Dying = LIBERTY!

Supplication = I'LL LIVE FOREVER!

Being considerate and wearing a mask is supplication?

 

[Pogo]

Well, here is one utterly stupid fascist supporting fascism under the guise it is really about something else.

Any more?

Actually yes. Your "fascism" fantasy called. They left these -- said you'd know where to put them.

Funny how these have been there all along yet our resident wags never started wetting their pants until their handlers ordered them to. Gotta love obedient robots who would never dream of initiating their own thought, when they have masters to do that for them.

 

[Oddball]

Dying = LIBERTY!

Supplication = I'LL LIVE FOREVER!

Being considerate and wearing a mask is supplication?

Being a f rube who does whatever they're told, even if it's exactly the opposite of what they were told a couple weeks ago, isn't "being considerate"....It's being a sappy supplicant, who doesn't have a single thought in their head.

Congratulations, sappy rube supplicant.

 

[Oddball]

Well, here is one utterly stupid fascist supporting fascism under the guise it is really about something else.

Any more?

Actually yes. Your "fascism" fantasy called. They left these -- said you'd know where to put them.

Funny how these have been there all along yet our resident wags never started wetting their pants until their handlers ordered them to. Such good little robots.

 

[DrLove]

 

[miketx]

Dying = LIBERTY!

Sure does, disease.

 

[eagle1462010]

They should dig up some dead folk and get them to explain how amazing being dead is. Then we can shoot down this fascist assault of tyrrany on freedoms.

Those dead are busy man.........getting ready to vote by mail................sorry