Merrick Garland says he's "still available" ...

[MisterBeale]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"We all wondered why Merrick took the gerbil with him to the bathroom...."

 

[SassyIrishLass]

"We all wondered why Merrick took the gerbil with him to the bathroom...."

He'll never get the PETA endorsement now

 

[DrLove]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"Merrick interned for free at the local pet store. It all makes sense now that we discovered his fondness for small rodents" - anonymous Classmate

 

[CrusaderFrank]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

 

[MisterBeale]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

He would never, NEVER, be approved.

You are on some serious drugs if you think he would be.

 

[DrLove]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

 

[DrLove]

I have it on authority Garland was wearing pink tights and purple tutu

No, you're thinking of this guy: A Walmart shopper and TRUMP voter!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

Obama's a ******* moron who didn't even know Judicial Review

 

[MisterBeale]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

So let me get this straight, the left has a problem with what Kavanaugh did in H.S. 35 years in the past, but you are cool with . . . .

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

So let me get this straight, the left has a problem with what Kavanaugh did in H.S. 35 years in the past, but you are cool with . . . .

Wasn't that the same guy who snorted crack while having gay sex in the back of a limo?

 

[bodecea]

He deserved a hearing and an up or down vote

The quacks would have pulled the same garbage...oh wait they are!!!!!!! But on a much worse level

Too bad....sucks to be on the receiving end of your own tricks, doesn't it?

 

[DrLove]

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

So let me get this straight, the left has a problem with what Kavanaugh did in H.S. 35 years in the past, but you are cool with . . . .

Cool with what - Obama smoking pot? Yep, and so are you with RW Nutbars who have admitted smoking pot.

 

[DrLove]

Obama's a ******* moron who didn't even know Judicial Review

Got no idea what you're talking about Zappa and don't think you do either.
But gots to admit, you are gaining confidence as a poster - YaY!

 

[bodecea]

Hillary's still available too.

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

So let me get this straight, the left has a problem with what Kavanaugh did in H.S. 35 years in the past, but you are cool with . . . .

What is wrong with that?

 

[miketx]

And "clean as a whistle"

BETHESDA, MARYLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he would like to help the Senate Judiciary Committee “in any way I can,” Judge Merrick Garland announced on Monday that he is “still available” to be confirmed as a United States Supreme Court Justice.

“I haven’t heard from anyone on the Judiciary Committee,” Garland said. “But I just want to let them know that I’ve let bygones be bygones if they’d like to confirm me now.”

The judge said that he was “not surprised” that no one from the White House has called about his availability for the Supreme Court job. “I’ve been reading that Woodward book,” he said. “It sounds like things can get pretty hectic over there.”

Garland noted that, when he was first nominated to the Supreme Court, no Republican senator agreed to meet with him, but added, “Maybe they can find some time in their schedules now.”

“After what they’ve been going through for the past couple of days, the Republicans might want to give old Merrick another look,” he said. “I’m clean as a whistle.”​

Merrick Garland Says He’s Still Available

Tell him to drop dead, we don't anymore obama shysters.

 

[DrLove]

So's Barry, and he's a "constitutional scholar???"

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

So let me get this straight, the left has a problem with what Kavanaugh did in H.S. 35 years in the past, but you are cool with . . . .

What is wrong with that?

They mad because O was cool and The Orange Feller who wants to return us to the 1950s ..... Isn't

 

[SassyIrishLass]

He deserved a hearing and an up or down vote

The quacks would have pulled the same garbage...oh wait they are!!!!!!! But on a much worse level

Too bad....sucks to be on the receiving end of your own tricks, doesn't it?

WTF are you blabbering about now, Plywood? Good gawd go pretend you're a pilot or something and cease with your annoying blather.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

BHO = OUTSTANDING nominee when we take over the White House and control Senate in early 2021!

Lollololllol lolololol lolllololllolllollll

So let me get this straight, the left has a problem with what Kavanaugh did in H.S. 35 years in the past, but you are cool with . . . .

What is wrong with that?

They mad because O was cool and The Orange Feller who wants to return us to the 1950s ..... Isn't

Ignorance is never cool