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16 Ways to Crush the Donald

Sep 16, 2018
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I'm not a big fan of most of Trump's policies, but there is not much doubt in my mind that forces (mostly unelected)
in DC have been working to bring him down for a long time. I think we have to try to put passions and politics aside and think critically about how letting the unelected bring down an elected official might change our democracy forever.

One of the most truthful things that has been said by an elected official came from Chuck Schumer when he slipped that the intelligence community has "16 ways ''til Sunday" to get back at you. Because of that I wrote this piece of fluff meant to go along to the old Paul Simon song "50 ways to leave Your Lover."

Old Mr. Trump can be a mean one yes-sir-ee
That's why his foes all want to bring him to his knees
Soon as his party's out of power then you'll see
The 16 ways we crushed the Donald

Make a dossier Ray
Call the FISA judge Bud
Get that wire tapped Jack
And listen to me

Just go on and cluck Chuck
You don't need to say that much
Blame the Russian plan Stan
It's for the good of the country

You don't need to have much evidence it's true
If all you want to do is stage a little coup
Just wrap yourselves up in that red white and blue
And learn the 16 ways we crushed the Donald

Go on CNN Ben
Turn up that heat Pete
Now the cards are stacked Mac
Leave it all in our hands

Call the CIA Jay
They got 16 ways 'til Sunday
Try the FBI Di
It was all in our plan

And we can do it again
Any day now, we can do it again

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