dilloduck
Diamond Member
see?? ----I say that all the time---there is definately a leak in here. Call the media.
And tell them, so they can tell the world?
Good plan.
NOT.
ahhhh so this is the point where I always mess up ????
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see?? ----I say that all the time---there is definately a leak in here. Call the media.
And tell them, so they can tell the world?
Good plan.
NOT.
see?? ----I say that all the time---there is definately a leak in here. Call the media.
And tell them, so they can tell the world?
Good plan.
NOT.
ahhhh so this is the point where I always mess up ????
And tell them, so they can tell the world?
Good plan.
NOT.
ahhhh so this is the point where I always mess up ????
And that is different how?
ahhhh so this is the point where I always mess up ????
ahhhh so this is the point where I always mess up ????
I dunno. Is it?
I've only just met you, relatively speaking, so it's difficult for me to know what you always do ..
that's true----and I just don't go blabbing my habits to any strange woman who simpers around either !! This is a real brain teaser.![]()
that's true----and I just don't go blabbing my habits to any strange woman who simpers around either !! This is a real brain teaser.![]()
Are you calling me strange?
Well I suppose that's true enough.
Careful with that whole "thinking" thing, duck. I tried it once. *shudders* Smoke came out my ears and my head hurt. I vowed not to do it again without a really good reason.
It is time to embrace our inner sexist pig?
I first notice (from a distance) a woman's overall shape and size. I have nothing against big breasts, but I am more initially attracted to a slender over-all size of the woman and that she is nicely proportioned.
More up close (still focusing on just the shallow), I find eyes very compelling. Nicely shaped, properly large, maybe a nice color. Warmth.
And a nice smile. Good teeth, etc.
On the less physical realm, I love a ready smile, easy-going wit, good banter, actual intellect (and agreeing with me politically is simply not required although reflexive liberal leanings without rational qaulifications does suggest stupidity which is a turn off).
In the end? It makes no difference. My wife is not open-minded enough to permit me to date.
I once told my wife that being married was like being on a diet. I could look at the menu, just not order. She found the insight less than amusing.
So, nowadays, I find attractive in a woman whatever my wife considers to be PROPERLY atttactive in a woman.
"Yes, dear. She sure is SMART!" ....
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oh I just do it to keep it busy---it nevers comes up with anything that's really actionable.![]()
oh I just do it to keep it busy---it nevers comes up with anything that's really actionable.![]()
Whew! Had me concerned for a minute there.
all large breasted women know leg men are liars