Men strike back!

[Bootneck]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Men strike back!

 

[Article 15]

I predict many positive reps for Bootneck

 

[Dis]

I predict many positive reps for Bootneck

LMAO. Did you forget that most of the *active* user base here may well be female?

 

[Dis]

Nevermind.. Not right now, it's not. But maybe later.

 

[Article 15]

I predict many positive reps for Bootneck

LMAO. Did you forget that most of the *active* user base here may well be female?

lol ...

The thought crossed my mind but I suspect he'll get one or two from a giggling female.

 

[Dis]

I predict many positive reps for Bootneck

LMAO. Did you forget that most of the *active* user base here may well be female?

lol ...

The thought crossed my mind but I suspect he'll get one or two from a giggling female.

I. Do. Not. Giggle.

Indeed.

 

[Bootneck]

LMAO. Did you forget that most of the *active* user base here may well be female?

OK! OK! To show how fair and even minded I am:

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
3. Bring Food

 

[AVG-JOE]

LMAO. Did you forget that most of the *active* user base here may well be female?

OK! OK! To show how fair and even minded I am:

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
3. Bring Food

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bootneck again.

Bummer, Dude...



-Joe

 

[Dis]

LMAO. Did you forget that most of the *active* user base here may well be female?

OK! OK! To show how fair and even minded I am:

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20. a good listener
21.
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.
25.
26. warm
27. attentive
28.
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36.
37.
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46.
47. be honest
48.
49.
50.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention,
52.
53.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
3. Bring Food

There.. I got rid of all those pesky extras y'all just invent.

 

[Bootneck]

There.. I got rid of all those pesky extras y'all just invent.

Fair enough. But here's some good advice for the guys out there:

5 secrets to a perfect relationship,

1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.
2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.
3.It is important to have woman who you can trust and doesn't lie .
4.It is important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.


5.It is very,very important that these 4 women don't know each other.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

There.. I got rid of all those pesky extras y'all just invent.

Fair enough. But here's some good advice for the guys out there:

5 secrets to a perfect relationship,

1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.
2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.
3.It is important to have woman who you can trust and doesn't lie .
4.It is important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.


5.It is very,very important that these 4 women don't know each other.

 

[strollingbones]

yep i had to rep his sorry ass for that one too ....

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Phoenix]

There.. I got rid of all those pesky extras y'all just invent.

Fair enough. But here's some good advice for the guys out there:

5 secrets to a perfect relationship,

1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.
2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.
3.It is important to have woman who you can trust and doesn't lie .
4.It is important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.


5.It is very,very important that these 4 women don't know each other.