Man Schooling:

[Sandy73]

Man Schooling:

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for Marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....



TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you too, can be a real man as well as earn an ASSociates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidities

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas



Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers



Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butthole When you're Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex



MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers





SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down



Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important



Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket after Farting is NOT Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

 

[HGROKIT]

yuk yuk

 

[Joz]

 

[dmp]

Some similarities here...of course, I'm making this up off the top of my head

Woman Schooling:

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for Marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....



TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Woman. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you too, can be a real woman as well as earn an ASSociates degree in FA (Female Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

BTCH 101 Combating Stupidities

BTCH 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

BTCH 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

BTCH 104 You DO look fat in those Jeans.


Winter Schedule:

BTCH 110 Laundry = Don't forget to Iron his Shirts

BTCH 111 When your Husband gets in a 2am, he DOES NOT want to 'talk'.

BTCH 112 Childbirth: Stop blaming the size of your ass on the child you had THREE YEARS AGO

EAT 100 Kitchen Time: When He says he'll be home at 5pm, have dinner ready by 4:55pm

EAT 101 Eat better or He'll Leave You

ECON 001A Spending more than He makes = bankruptcy.



Spring Schedule:

BTCH 120 How to Admit When you're Wrong - even if you aren't

BTCH 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

BTCH 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex; Just because you have 'A' vagina, doesn't mean you have the 'only' Vagina


BTCH 123 How to Earn Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers





SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Durring It - just don't Bother your Man while he's Doing it.

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, It's your Job to Satisfy it.
SEX 103 How to Shut up and Go to Sleep After Sex

BTCH 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Back Up



Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

BTCH 210 The Remote Control: Don't even THINK about it
BTCH 211 How to Be as Thin as Your Children

BTCH 212 He Drinks Because you Nag

BTCH 213 Honest, We don't like THAT much 'back'

BTCH 230A His Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important



Spring Schedule:

BTCH 220 Cussing is a Turn On(Pass/Fail Only)

BTCH 221 His Rights after Flatulence

BTCH 222 Real Women Don't Ask their Husbands to Get Directions

BTCH 223 Marriage Vows: More than just "Forsaking All Others - There is Crap in There about Loving, and Honoring, too.

BTCH 223B Marriage Vows: Making your Man Beg = Cheating.


Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Would it REALLY Kill you to Eat a Salad?

EAT 103 Real Women don't Burping or Belching or Fart. We Never want to Hear that.

BTCH 231 Mothers-in-law: Chances are, His Mom DOES Cook Better

BTCH 232 Appear to Be Listening

BTCH 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Anyone have anything better, to replace some of mine?

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by -=d=-
Some similarities here...of course, I'm making this up off the top of my head

Anyone have anything better, to replace some of mine?

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

BTCH 101 Combating Nagging

BTCH 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework - Without Him

BTCH 103 PMS - We'll Be at the Bar While You're Pigging Out on Ben and Jerry's

BTCH 104 You DO look fat in those Jeans.


Winter Schedule:

BTCH 110 Laundry = Don't forget to Iron his Shirts

BTCH 111 When your Husband gets in a 2am, he DOES NOT want to 'talk'.

BTCH 112 Childbirth: Stop blaming the size of your ass on the child you had THREE YEARS AGO.

EAT 100 Kitchen Time: When He says he'll be home at 5pm, have dinner ready by 4:55pm

EAT 101 Eat better or He'll Leave You

ECON 001A Spending more than He makes = bankruptcy.



Spring Schedule:

BTCH 120 How to Admit When you're Wrong - And Fix It by Doing That Thing He Likes

BTCH 121 Understanding How Lucky You Are to be Married to Such a Wonderful Guy

BTCH 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex; Just because you have 'a' vagina, doesn't mean you have the 'only' Vagina

BTCH 123 How to Earn Flowers

ECON 001C What Is Mine Is Mine, Including the Remote and the Recliner


SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Durring It - just don't Bother your Man while he's Doing it.

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, It's your Job to Satisfy it.

SEX 103 How to Shut up and Go to Sleep After Sex

BTCH 201 How to Work the Toilet Seat: Potential Energy is on Your Side


Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

BTCH 210 The Remote Control: Don't even THINK about it

BTCH 211 How to Be as Thin as Your Children

BTCH 212 He Drinks Because you Nag

BTCH 213 Honest, We don't like THAT much 'back'

BTCH 230A The Super Bowl and the World Series Are Important


Spring Schedule:

BTCH 220 Cussing is a Turn On(Pass/Fail Only)

BTCH 221 His Rights after Flatulence

BTCH 222 Real Women Don't Ask their Husbands to Get Directions

BTCH 223 Marriage Vows: More than just "Forsaking All Others - There is Stuff in There about Loving and Honoring, too.

BTCH 223B Foreplay Schmoreplay


Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Red Meat: Why Atkins was a Genius

EAT 102 Would it REALLY Kill you to Eat a Salad?

EAT 103 Real Women don't mind Burping, Belching or Farting.

BTCH 231 Mothers-in-law: Chances are, His Mom DOES Cook Better

BTCH 232 If You Want Us to Listen, at Least Keep the Conversation Interesting

BTCH 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" to Sex

ECON 001C Remember that Pre-Nup?

 

[Joz]

Boy, some of those were wicked.

 

[dmp]

YAY! Jeff!


Cept Farting and Burping aren't 'lady-like'



hehe

 

[HGROKIT]

Originally posted by -=d=-
YAY! Jeff!


Cept Farting and Burping aren't 'lady-like'



hehe

ladies don't fart, they fluff

 

[Hobbit]

I'm remembering a quote from Al Bundy.

Peg: What are you thinking?

Al: If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking instead of thinking.