Male priorities

[DamnYankee]

I'm SURE there must be a point to all this ....

that you think with your penis!

Nah. the problem is that we were given a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time."

No problem.... Except for that "safe sex" issue, brain thinking ain't required to engage the penis....

 

[JBeukema]

Fat lot of good it does, when the pain wears off, if you ain't awake to know it....[/QUOTE]

hey, i never claimed to be rational.[/QUOTE]

 

[YWN666]

IF MEN HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY



* Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

* Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half.

* See if they could finally do splits.

* See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

* Cross their legs without rearranging.

* Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.

* Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

* Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

* Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

* Finally find that damned G-spot.

How would you do a split without sticking to the floor?

Penises do sticky.... Vaginas do lubricating....

That all depends on personal hygiene.