Male/Female Bedtime Prayer

[lilcountriegal]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a
creep.
One who's handsome, smart & strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed
When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts
who owns a liquor store & a boat.
Amen.

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts
who owns a liquor store & a boat.
Amen.

AMEN!

 

[Jackass]

You got that right!!

 

[janeeng]

HAHAAHAHA! that's great!

 

[Shattered]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Got the male part nailed.. The female part could be shortened to praying for a male that can at least fold a bath towel in quarters...

 

[dmp]

I pray for a HOT loyal deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts, nice tummy and small ass, who owns a liquor store & a boat.
Amen.

Fixed

 

[Shattered]

Fixed

Oh, sure.. *Those* details you guys can catch..but wiping the *whole* counter down is still a mystery to you...

 

[5stringJeff]

Oh, sure.. *Those* details you guys can catch..but wiping the *whole* counter down is still a mystery to you...

We only need to wipe off the part where our hot nympho wives sit while we go to work on them!

 

[Shattered]

We only need to wipe off the part where our hot nympho wives sit while we go to work on them!

Pig.

 

[5stringJeff]

Pig.

Actually my wife likes it when I perform said acts!

 

[Shattered]

You da man!

But clean the damned counter when you're finished.