Make Playlist Suggestions for My 9 Year Old Daughter

[tigerbob]

We decided to give our daughter an MP3 player loaded with some age appropriate songs for her birthday.

I hope this doesn't cost me a fortune.

Any good songs out there? She loves all varieties except rap. And of course no Madonna songs. She's been banned in my house.

You might want to try some Kylie Minugue. Sexy videos, but nothing wrong with the lyrics and she's a wholesome kinda girl.

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[Shogun]

The Beatles were unfulfilled without LSD, as are we all.

hey, child predator.. do you think this is the thread that anyone wants your input in?


Your suggestion of Barry White and Marvin Gaye really isn't necessary.

 

[Agnapostate]

hey, child predator.. do you think this is the thread that anyone wants your input in?


Your suggestion of Barry White and Marvin Gaye really isn't necessary.

Hey Shitgun; don't head down to Australia or Diuretic's general area unless you want a theme of your own played.

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[Shogun]

Hey dude, I realize that Kip and the boys kinda sucked but do you really feel it necessary to change their lyrics on the fly?


"She's ONLY THIRTEEEENN"

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[AllieBaba]

Well, you should start out with any track off of Cannibal Corpse's paramount second album, "Tomb of the Mutilated" including, but not limited to, "Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****", "I Cum Blood" or the Ace Ventura Pet Detective track "Hammer Smashed Face".

Then, you might wanna add some religious music from the guys of Slayer. I suggest anything off of the "Reign In Blood", "South of Heaven" or "Seasons in the Abyss" albums. Don't forget something from their latest offering: Christ Illusion. Indeed, the title track is good clean fun.

I'd toss in some oldies next. Maybe a few tracks off of any album during the 1980s from the following bands: Anthrax (persistance of time), Metallica (up to Justice), Megadeth (So far, so good, so what), Maiden, Motley Crue (Shout at the Devil) and the like. Don't forget the occasional one hit wonders and variational genres including Tool, Helmet, Biohazard, Pantera, Sepultura, White Zombie etc.

Lastly, make sure the kid understands where this music came from. While it's been disputed by some laymen the fact remains that if there were no Black Sabbath there would be no righteous metal music. My choice would be, of course, my favorite Sabbath tune:


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Slayer is still around?
Who knew!

 

[Agnapostate]

Hey dude, I realize that Kip and the boys kinda sucked but do you really feel it necessary to change their lyrics on the fly?


"She's ONLY THIRTEEEENN"

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Is that right, Shitgun? I guess now we know why you like the Wiggles. "Hey kids! Now you know how to make a fruit salad! Who wants to learn how to toss one?" Sick!

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[Shogun]

oh snap!


Their last album, Christ Illusion, was KILLER!

 

[Shogun]

Is that right, Shitgun? I guess now we know why you like the Wiggles. "Hey kids! Now you know how to make a fruit salad! Who wants to learn how to toss one?" Sick!

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dude.. for real.. do you realize how fucking disturbing it is that YOU bring up child programming? Hey, Micheal Jackson... take your shiny no no naughty touchy glove down the road.

 

[Agnapostate]

dude.. for real.. do you realize how fucking disturbing it is that YOU bring up child programming? Hey, Micheal Jackson... take your shiny no no naughty touchy glove down the road.

Shitgun, I'm looking right at the Aussie lover who brought up the "topic."

Really, we don't want to know what other tabs you have open on your monitor.

 

[Shogun]

Shitgun, I'm looking right at the Aussie lover who brought up the "topic."

Really, we don't want to know what other tabs you have open on your monitor.

I'm sure you ARE flipping through the pages of a Child Porn Little magazine and looking at your "lover", dude. Is this really info you want to share with the rest of us? Anguille may fall over herself to rationalize your bullshit but clearly you have not made the same kind of impression on the rest of us.


Now stay out of threads that have to do with kids, dude. You've already walked down our neighborhood and let us all know that a sexual predator will be posting here in accordance with your probation. Just stay off the playgrounds.

 

[NOBama]

Now stay out of threads that have to do with kids, dude. You've already walked down our neighborhood and let us all know that a sexual predator will be posting here in accordance with your probation. Just stay off the playgrounds.

 

[Agnapostate]

I'm sure you ARE flipping through the pages of a Child Porn Little magazine and looking at your "lover", dude. Is this really info you want to share with the rest of us? Anguille may fall over herself to rationalize your bullshit but clearly you have not made the same kind of impression on the rest of us.

Now stay out of threads that have to do with kids, dude. You've already walked down our neighborhood and let us all know that a sexual predator will be posting here in accordance with your probation. Just stay off the playgrounds.

Hmmm...

In psychology, psychological projection (or projection bias) is a defense mechanism in which one attributes one’s own unacceptable or unwanted thoughts and/or emotions to others. According to (Wade, Tavris, 2000) projection occurs when a person's own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.

Let's have a look at the evidence, Shitgun. I advocate that youth have the right to vote, earn wages and own property, bear arms, etc. Now admittedly, granting them political and economic power, as well as the right to bear arms DOES sound like some fiendish and devious plot to horribly abuse them, doesn't it Shitgun?

Yeah, so I guess you have a great point there, buddy.

You, on the other hand, have brought up the topic of adolescent sexuality, (which you have inaccurately identified as "pedophilia"), not only in this thread, but in several other threads to which it had no relation whatsoever, indicating some apparent obsession with the topic. You have also said nothing as to my other views on youth rights, (including student rights, even though I responded to you in a thread about student rights with a summary of several Supreme Court cases on the subject, and I saw that you looked at it yesterday), indicating some unique obsession with this topic.

What does that indicate to us? That you're a vigilant defender of adolescents from sexual abuse? Mmkay.

 

[Agnapostate]

Hmmm...so a person has taken an innocent image of Calvin filling up a water balloon to throw at Hobbes, (though he failed), and has instead displayed an image of a 6 year old child urinating.

...

Quite the defender of "children" you are. Tell me, have you and Congressman Foley drafted any legislation together on the matter?

 

[Shogun]

Hmmm...



Let's have a look at the evidence, Shitgun. I advocate that youth have the right to vote, earn wages and own property, bear arms, etc. Now admittedly, granting them political and economic power, as well as the right to bear arms DOES sound like some fiendish and devious plot to horribly abuse them, doesn't it Shitgun?

Yeah, so I guess you have a great point there, buddy.

You, on the other hand, have brought up the topic of adolescent sexuality, (which you have inaccurately identified as "pedophilia"), not only in this thread, but in several other threads to which it had no relation whatsoever, indicating some apparent obsession with the topic. You have also said nothing as to my other views on youth rights, (including student rights, even though I responded to you in a thread about student rights with a summary of several Supreme Court cases on the subject, and I saw that you looked at it yesterday), indicating some unique obsession with this topic.

What does that indicate to us? That you're a vigilant defender of adolescents from sexual abuse? Mmkay.

You've posted that same tired shit numerous times and no one is buying it. It's why you see images made just for you like the one above. The entire premise of your opinion is fucking BEYOND retarded. And, read this sentence very slowly, NO ONE IS FOOLED BY YOUR PEDERASTIC FUCKING MOTIVATION FOR HIDING BEHIND THE GUISE OF "CHILD RIGHTS". Did you let that sink into your fucking head? Read it again. And stay the fuck out of conversations that have to do with children, you creepy fuck.

 

[Agnapostate]

You've posted that same tired shit numerous times and no one is buying it. It's why you see images made just for you like the one above. The entire premise of your opinion is fucking BEYOND retarded. And, read this sentence very slowly, NO ONE IS FOOLED BY YOUR PEDERASTIC FUCKING MOTIVATION FOR HIDING BEHIND THE GUISE OF "CHILD RIGHTS". Did you let that sink into your fucking head? Read it again. And stay the fuck out of conversations that have to do with children, you creepy fuck.

I see your aggravation is increasing as we move closer to identifying your actual motives here.

I also see that we've shifted from "pedophiliac" to "pederastic." You likely don't understand the distinction between the two terms, and it is that profound ignorance that has allowed you to appear blatantly stupid to people who are aware of the distinction and proper terminology.

I will post in this playlist discussion thread if I want to. Deal with it, Shitgun.

 

[NOBama]

Deal with it

 

[Shogun]

A distinction between the terms doesn't validate your sick fucking fixation, dude. NO one cared what nomenclature excuses you tried to hide behind LAST week either. Like I said, you are not collecting buddies here with your barely hidden child fixation. By all means, post in child threads until I troll the fuck out of them and get the thread locked and deleted, you sick fuck. Point in case: YOU bringing up DISNEY CHILDREN PROGRAMMING?


YUK. for real. Take your child lusting ass back to peewee's playhouse, motherfucker.

 

[Agnapostate]

Please keep your collection between yourself and the family dog, Hoe-llama.

A distinction between the terms doesn't validate your sick fucking fixation, dude. NO one cared what nomenclature excuses you tried to hide behind LAST week either. Like I said, you are not collecting buddies here with your barely hidden child fixation. By all means, post in child threads until I troll the fuck out of them and get the thread locked and deleted, you sick fuck. Point in case: YOU bringing up DISNEY CHILDREN PROGRAMMING?

YUK. for real. Take your child lusting ass back to peewee's playhouse, motherfucker.

I believe we have seen which of us brings an unrelated topic to a separate thread in order to foster discussion of his favorite topic...disappointing, but not unexpected. Your particular paraphilia is not customarily considered to be curable, so your obsession is not unexpected.

One might think you're not advocating a particularly commendable example for children and youth yourself, considering your display of the effects of hard drug usage...

Shitgun, there you go again!

 

[Shogun]

Those 2 dollar words are pretty and all but they just don't rub the sticnk off of your previous quotable gems:


Agnopostate
That being said, I would not have had an objection to a legitimately consensual relationship between a 13 year old female and a 44 year old man.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/curre...ps-pta-mom-boy-found-half-naked-in-car-2.html

So, again, spare me your dimestore psychology and take youre predator excuses somewhere else.

 

[Agnapostate]

I see what your focus is on, and that troubles me. I wish you would focus on more constructive issues, but I understand that your paraphilia is not curable, and that you therefore have urges and compulsions to act the way you do.

Again, Shitgun, your deliberate ignorance of other youth issues and focus on one in particular is troubling. But if you believe that granting youth political and economic power and the right to bear arms and join the military is a setup to a devious plot to predate, that is your prerogative.

But it's not that of the rational, merely of the feeble-minded.