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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āIn yet another rebuke to the disgraced President, the nationās major manufacturers of spray tan have cut ties with Donald J. Trump.
In a statement by the National Association of Spray Tan Manufacturers, the corporations that have reliably supplied Trump with his unique orange coating said that they would no longer do so.
With this move, the color of Trumpās head once he leaves office faces an uncertain future, experts say.
The statement by the spray-tan corporations was stark in its repudiation of their most loyal customer.
āSince the election, Donald J. Trumpās face has emitted a series of dangerous and malevolent lies,ā the statement read. āWe no longer want our product sprayed on the surface of that face.ā
Major Spray-Tan Corporations Break Ties with Trump
With this move, the color of Trumpās head once he leaves office faces an uncertain future, experts say.