Major spray tan manufacturers break ties with Trump!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another rebuke to the disgraced President, the nation’s major manufacturers of spray tan have cut ties with Donald J. Trump.​

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In a statement by the National Association of Spray Tan Manufacturers, the corporations that have reliably supplied Trump with his unique orange coating said that they would no longer do so.​

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With this move, the color of Trump’s head once he leaves office faces an uncertain future, experts say.​

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The statement by the spray-tan corporations was stark in its repudiation of their most loyal customer.​

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“Since the election, Donald J. Trump’s face has emitted a series of dangerous and malevolent lies,” the statement read. “We no longer want our product sprayed on the surface of that face.”​

Major Spray-Tan Corporations Break Ties with Trump

With this move, the color of Trump’s head once he leaves office faces an uncertain future, experts say.

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