Maga Unleashed part 6

On monday he renamed Mount Mckinley, On tuesday he told us there werre only 2 genders.

Hes already renamed the Gulf of Mexico

And now today the american embassy can only fly the american flag.
Its a massive blow for paatriots just emerging from prison for insurrection.

Im old and disabled and not even American. But I feel like dropping everything and travelling down to London where I can pay homage to the US Embassy.

I feel sure that the price of eggs will plummet.

The good lord created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th. Lazy bastard. If only he had trumps maga energy.

Now the whole God racket is finished in th US. There is a new kid on the block.

Come Sunday the Donald willl be waddling down a fairway somewhere and plotting further important changes to America. No day off for Donny.

Did you vote for Starmer and Labour?
 
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Tommy puts on his pink burka and goes to London in search of cheap eggs and the US Embassy ...
What's the over/under on him finding either ... That aren't thrown at him anyway ... :dunno:

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He'd probably get robbed by "youths" as the BBC would call them.
 
And Tommy from the UK thinks this is all funny. What we have here, is a LORD HAW-HAW (look that clown up if you do not know who he is) in our midst. If Churchill was alive, this clown would be tried for TREASON, but hey..............the whole NATO alliance has become soft, and LORD HAW-HAW comes back again, Tommy....the phony-E-Baloney!

Google Lord Haw-Haw, lol. And once you get the definition of the Haw-Haw, I have little doubt going forward, you WILL call Tommy Haw-Haw, just like I intend to! And trust me my fellow Americans, that is a BIGGER insult to UKers, then someone here being called Tokyo Rose!

So Tommy....AKA... LORD HAW-HAW, congrats-) And you fit the bill EXACTLY!

The UK is circling the drain.
 
Yes, but he and his oligarch friends are raking it in, so it's all good. Hell, his recent crypto pump-and-dump was a big hit with the billionaires.

As long as he keeps making promises and insulting people, he's got the rubes in his back pocket.

It's about priorities, bro!
Actually he has you in his back pocket, have you cleaned your pussy hat?
 
Hey Lord Haw-Haw, how are you doing! I would NOT want you to think that we forgot about you, or forgot about what kind of a**hole you really are-) But hey, Lord HAW-HAW, this should tell everyone who looks it up, where you actually belong, hehehehehehe.

Bye-bye Tommy, time to get another sock, you phony-e-baloney!

P.S. I will chase the new sock down too, Lord Haw-Haw-)
Its good of you to ask. It means a lot.
Im hoping that next week he turns his attention to education because maga is all about the kidz.
Im expecting new testbooks explaining that the civil war was about states rights.
And he is passing a new esict HB-6311 (cxrazy). It will mnndate 6 year olds to open carry on school premises.
Its a positive move. Those little patriots will be able to take out any teacher they suspect of being a lesbianist or marxist.. Lets face it they are pretty much the same thing.
Its truly a golden age
 
Yes, but he and his oligarch friends are raking it in, so it's all good. Hell, his recent crypto pump-and-dump was a big hit with the billionaires.

As long as he keeps making promises and insulting people, he's got the rubes in his back pocket.

It's about priorities, bro!
Are you suggesting that all of this is performative to distract stupid people from his mates making out like bandits ?
Like the election was some kind of corporate takeover ?
Reduce govt to something even a maga can grasp ?
Is that what you are saying ?
Most of us realise that whats good for Mr Musk is good for all of us, especially musk.
Maybe you are too cynical ?
 
Are you suggesting that all of this is performative to distract stupid people from his mates making out like bandits ?
Like the election was some kind of corporate takeover ?
Reduce govt to something even a maga can grasp ?
Is that what you are saying ?
Most of us realise that whats good for Mr Musk is good for all of us, especially musk.
Maybe you are too cynical ?
A straight up authoritarian, semi-theocratic oligarchy, and we sure as shit don't seem to care.

Okay dokie. I hope the working class and middle class don't mind. I'm sure they won't.

:popcorn:
 
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