Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey

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LOL....Helen of Troy, MI, maybe. :laughing0301:

They just can't help themselves can they?

I mean was Sydney Sweeney not available?
 
They would have been far more accurate if they had chosen a Turkish actress.

This is just ******* stupid.
There are blonde Turkish actresses?

The only reason for these kinds of race swaps is to pointedly mock western civilization.
 
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Eliot Page will do something as the obligatory trans. This movie will bomb. It's a shame.
 
There are blonde Turkish actresses?

The only reason for these kinds of race swaps is to pointedly mock western civilization.
Well, they knew things. You know that Helen of Troy is a fictional character, right?

Besides, they had the tech to bleach hair back then.

Helen of Troy was in Homer's Iliad.

Helen of Troy is generally understood as a mythical character from Greek legend, not a person historians can verify as real.worldhistory+4

Was Helen a real person?​

Ancient authors like Homer treat Helen as a demi‑goddess and central figure in the mythical Trojan War narrative. Modern historians find no evidence that any specific historical woman matches Helen, even though a real Bronze Age city at Troy did exist. The consensus is that she is a legendary figure, possibly inspired by many real women and political events, but not a single demonstrable individual.talesoftimesforgotten+6

Was she “Caucasian”?​

In the myths, Helen is a Greek woman from Sparta, daughter of Zeus and Leda. That places her, if she were real, among ancient Aegean/Greek populations, who were part of the broader Eastern Mediterranean rather than “white” in a modern racial sense. Ancient texts emphasize her extraordinary beauty, not skin color; they do not give precise racial descriptors the way modern categories do. Later art usually depicts her with features typical of how Greeks pictured themselves, but that reflects Greek and later European artists, not historical data.ebsco+5

So: Helen as we know her is fictional/legendary; any statement about her exact appearance or race is interpretation, not historical fact.
 
Hell, Lupita's face couldn't get a 14' john boat across a creek. ;)

Jokes aside I had no idea of who she was so I Googled pictures of her.

I did not find even one that I thought she was attractive in, at least not a Helen of Troy type of attractive.

It's all about woke, all the time. The fatigue is real.

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But that's the point, isn't it?

You guys were fine with a Swedish Jesus, but not a black Helen of Troy?

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My favorite is still John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

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You guys are validating that. All of this diversity and we end up with this. You know, as an example. If we still had three networks without all of this expansion of channels and streaming and whatever else, none of the star trek spinoffs would have existed. What is troublesome is that this opened up wokeness and even if programs lose money, they still produced them. We have many people shamed for many reasons today. Wearing a red hat for example. So, the victim does nothing and is emasculated. The victim shoots the person shaming he goes to jail. There was a time he was allowed to.
 
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