Looking for Mohammed

Big Black Dog

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May 20, 2009
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Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all
his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a
beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to
a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be
higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through
the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks
again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a
heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet again, he discovers an even larger
room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again,
'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher
than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and
climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man
with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he
is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you
like a cup of coffee..?'

'Yes! Please, my Lord,' Obama exclaims.

God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed--
two coffees!'

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