Looking at Women Differently as I Get Old

[Leo123]

Can you assemble IKEA furniture?

I happen to be an expert in teaching women how to bend over and assemble a chair while helping from behind by guiding them to a successful conclusion of the assembly.

 

[ShahdagMountains]

I happen to be an expert in teaching women how to bend over and assemble a chair while helping from behind by guiding them to a successful conclusion of the assembly.

Digging the garden. See what you can do with that.

 

[Concerned American]

Digging the garden. See what you can do with that.

I'm sure he could plow your patch if that's what your looking for.

 

[Leo123]

Digging the garden. See what you can do with that.

Are you kidding? I'm the compost king! I make soil so rich it makes vulvas bloom.

Don't let me get started on my fertilizer!!

 

[fncceo]

Looking at Women Differently as I Get Old​

Mostly through binoculars these days.

 

[Leo123]

I'm sure he could plow your patch if that's what your looking for.

Depends, not if it's too rocky. It must alo have good tilth, good structure, adequate moisture content and well-aggregated to allow for proper drainage, we don't want a musty smell.

 

[1srelluc]

I could yank it to that photo.

Well, she has the resting ***** face down pat.