Looking at Women Differently as I Get Old

[Leo123]

Can you assemble IKEA furniture?

I happen to be an expert in teaching women how to bend over and assemble a chair while helping from behind by guiding them to a successful conclusion of the assembly.

 

[ShahdagMountains]

I happen to be an expert in teaching women how to bend over and assemble a chair while helping from behind by guiding them to a successful conclusion of the assembly.

Digging the garden. See what you can do with that.

 

[Concerned American]

Digging the garden. See what you can do with that.

I'm sure he could plow your patch if that's what your looking for.

 

[Leo123]

Digging the garden. See what you can do with that.

Are you kidding? I'm the compost king! I make soil so rich it makes vulvas bloom.

Don't let me get started on my fertilizer!!

 

[fncceo]

Looking at Women Differently as I Get Old​

Mostly through binoculars these days.

 

[Leo123]

I'm sure he could plow your patch if that's what your looking for.

Depends, not if it's too rocky. It must alo have good tilth, good structure, adequate moisture content and well-aggregated to allow for proper drainage, we don't want a musty smell.

 

[1srelluc]

I could yank it to that photo.

Well, she has the resting ***** face down pat.

 

[jacksonlamb]

Look up “stick in the mud”, a-hole.

You are not bright. Not at all.

 

[initforme]

Men and women can live nicely independently of each other. A great great thing.

 

[Captain Creeper]

Why does the title to this thread keep changing?

 

[Concerned American]

Why does the title to this thread keep changing?

IDK, you're the OP, why DOES it keep changing?

 

[Captain Creeper]

IDK, you're the OP, why DOES it keep changing?

It’s not me, hence the question.

 

[Concerned American]

It’s not me, hence the question.

Are the mods changing it? What were the changes?

 

[Captain Creeper]

Are the mods changing it? What were the changes?

The title just keeps changing. It has changed 3-4 times in the last half hour!

 

[sparky]

all i can add here is i'm glad to be of vintage, if you get my drift......~S~

 

[Captain Creeper]

Someone keeps changing the title of this post. It is not me.

 

[Captain Creeper]

The title changed again.

 

[Failzero]

At 26 I liked em Chunky & a little older , at 66 I like em chunky & a little older

 

[The Duke]

Excuse me, but if you look at women as vaginas now, how in God's name did you rate them before?
You probably had a dog named "Cooch" didn't you! "Come here Cooch, I have a bone for you".
You need spanked...



call me...

But wut about breastuses?

 

[The Irish Ram]

But wut about breastuses?

You may need spanked as well.