Lone Brain Cell

lilcountriegal

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away

.......................................... "We're down here ."
 
Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away

.......................................... "We're down here ."


FUNNY! and oh so true.
 
Q: Why is a man smarter when he has sex?




A: Because he's plugged into a woman!
 
Originally posted by Johnney
yeah i thought it was :D

Here's one for you.


Q: What do you call the useless piece of flesh that is at the end of a penis?



A: A man.
 
Originally posted by Joz
Here's one for you.


Q: What do you call the useless piece of flesh that is at the end of a penis?



A: A man.
i thought that was a womans lips?
 
God visits Adam in the Garden of Eden. He says," I'm pleased with the way you've conducted yourself here. I've decided to reward you. I'm going to give you a companion. She'll be beautiful, sweet-natured, unfailingly supportive, and will work to make every moment of your life a joy. But, there's a catch. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam thinks for a long moment, then says, " That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"
 
Originally posted by musicman
God visits Adam in the Garden of Eden. He says," I'm pleased with the way you've conducted yourself here. I've decided to reward you. I'm going to give you a companion. She'll be beautiful, sweet-natured, unfailingly supportive, and will work to make every moment of your life a joy. But, there's a catch. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam thinks for a long moment, then says, " That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"
what can i get for a rib...:laugh:
 
Q: Why did the ex-porn star lose his job at the gas station?



A: Every time the tank would get almost full, he'd pull out the nozzle and squirt gasoline all over the car.
 

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