Serious question.
Which GOP candidate is the "manliest"??
I'm going with Fiorina.
OMG.
She still could not compete against Ann Coulter, were she/he/it to announce!
I could see the debates now:
Moderator: "Ms. Coulter, you once said that the USA should just 'roll over and crush' Canada. Did you really mean it?"
Coulter: "Well, now that I see Sen. Cruz here, illegally, yeah, I do mean it".
Cruz: "I've got a 2nd Amendment remedy to check the tyranny of Ann Coulter!"
Coulter: "Bring it on. Clinton can shoot better than you, pipsqueak"
Carson: (guffaw, guffaw)
Perry: "oops!"
Rubio: (sounds of swallowing water)
Fiorina: "There are demon sheep up North!"
Christie: "they make great donuts in Canada"
Paul: "No business should have to sell to Canada. But they've got great pot there!"
Huckabee: "6-6-6, oh crap, I was reading Cain's notes from 2012, I meant 9-9-9. Uh, can I said it again".
Bush: "What a bunch of children"
Everyone but Bush: "Oh, shut up, no one wants a third Bush!"
Oh, I cannot wait.....