Liberals Joining In Prayer!

HenryBHough

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It seems "The Virus" has made believing Christians of thousands of normally Godless liberals!
They're joining in prayer this weekend....praying that the excellent work being done in Oxford fails:


"According to the government, 30 million vaccine doses could be available across the UK in September - if a vaccine being developed at the University of Oxford works."

"Researchers there are developing a vaccine for COVID-19 based on genetic manipulation of a common cold virus which normally infects chimpanzees."

"In Sunday's daily briefing, Business Secretary Alok Sharma said the first clinical trials were "progressing well" with all of the volunteers for phase one of the trials receiving their dose earlier this week."

Preliminary results look good. This could be the tool that restores the world economy and thwart leftist dreams of a permanently locked-down planet where the serfs dance on command by the party bosses.

The despair is so great that liberals, particularly in Los Angles, Sacramento and New York City are being seen on the street down on their knees. Not at their usual stuff, rather sucking up to what they believe to be an imaginary being that might listen to them and thwart any outcome that might let their games continue. Funny part is that if there really is such a being chances are pretty good he/she/it might smite them for their demonic "prayers".

Maybe facial warts.

That'd make 'em easier to spot and, unlike their fashionable little Hitleresque mustaches, not be easily shaved off for cover.
 
It seems "The Virus" has made believing Christians of thousands of normally Godless liberals!
They're joining in prayer this weekend....praying that the excellent work being done in Oxford fails:


"According to the government, 30 million vaccine doses could be available across the UK in September - if a vaccine being developed at the University of Oxford works."

"Researchers there are developing a vaccine for COVID-19 based on genetic manipulation of a common cold virus which normally infects chimpanzees."

"In Sunday's daily briefing, Business Secretary Alok Sharma said the first clinical trials were "progressing well" with all of the volunteers for phase one of the trials receiving their dose earlier this week."

Preliminary results look good. This could be the tool that restores the world economy and thwart leftist dreams of a permanently locked-down planet where the serfs dance on command by the party bosses.

The despair is so great that liberals, particularly in Los Angles, Sacramento and New York City are being seen on the street down on their knees. Not at their usual stuff, rather sucking up to what they believe to be an imaginary being that might listen to them and thwart any outcome that might let their games continue. Funny part is that if there really is such a being chances are pretty good he/she/it might smite them for their demonic "prayers".

Maybe facial warts.

That'd make 'em easier to spot and, unlike their fashionable little Hitleresque mustaches, not be easily shaved off for cover.
"Well, isn't that special?" (Said in Dana Carvey's Church Lady voice.) I've found one thing to be consistent in virtually EVERY liberal I know or have known over the years. They are HYPOCRITES.
 
Where I think prayers and divine intervention will make a difference:
Uniting prochoice liberals who want people taking social distancing seriously
with prolife conservatives who have been pleading to take abortion seriously.

If they both want the other side to listen and take precautions seriously,
we have a unique chance here to agree on voluntary compliance with
measures to PREVENT either infections and hospitalizations
OR unwanted pregnancies and abortions. If liberal and conservative
advocates can see they have common grievances and objectives.
So if they can put both sides together, we might have a winning solution
to commit to 100% prevention in both cases, so everyone wins!
 

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