Let's Play Jeopardy!

[Semper Fi]

Who is Howard Dean's replacement?

Cricketts

What are female creeks (or cricks)?

Large double-edged knife

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What are female creeks (or cricks)?

Large double-edged knife

How did Martha Stewart make it through prison.

41

 

[Avatar4321]

How did Martha Stewart make it through prison.

41

What is 40 more than the average attendence of a Cindy Sheehan event?

Lindsay Lohan

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What is 40 more than the average attendence of a Cindy Sheehan event?

Lindsay Lohan

Who is the new spokesperson for Trim Spa?

Spandex

 

[Semper Fi]

Who is the new spokesperson for Trim Spa?

Spandex

What is a type of material popular amongst metabolically challenged citizens.

Milk.

 

[Mr. P]

What is a type of material popular amongst metabolically challenged citizens.

Milk.

The preferred beverage of those still wet behind the ears.:tongue1:

“Peaches”

 

[jillian]

The preferred beverage of those still wet behind the ears.:tongue1:

“Peaches”

What makes 'em 'wanna shake your tree"?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi...

 

[Mr. P]

What makes 'em 'wanna shake your tree"?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi...

What are Potential Child molesters.

“Penoir v Neff”:

 

[jillian]

What are Potential Child molesters.

“Penoir v Neff”:

What case lets you sue property in lieu of serving a person? eek! :food1:

thunder road

 

[Semper Fi]

What case lets you sue property in lieu of serving a person? eek! :food1:

thunder road

What is the road always talked about, but nobody's ever really found?

Rush.

 

[Mr. P]

What case lets you sue property in lieu of serving a person? eek! :food1:

thunder road

What is the beginnings of NASCAR

Drinkin an Jukin

 

[Avatar4321]

What is the road always talked about, but nobody's ever really found?

Rush.

Who is the thorn in the side of all Democrats?

Drinkin an Jukin (to be fair to mr p)

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Who is the thorn in the side of all Democrats?

Drinkin an Jukin (to be fair to mr p)

What is a party called South of the Mason Dixon.

Shootin Hookers (only a TRUE southerner should get this)

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What is cutting a doughnut in a parking lot.

Dirty Sanchez

 

[CSM]

What is cutting a doughnut in a parking lot.

Dirty Sanchez

Who is the latest illegal immigrant to cross the border at 8:00 am EDT today.

Inuendo

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Who is the latest illegal immigrant to cross the border at 8:00 am EDT today.

Inuendo

What is Bill Clinton's middle name?

NSA

 

[Mr. P]

What is Bill Clinton's middle name?

NSA

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ASA

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

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ASA

What is the American Soybean Association?

Lieberman

 

[Mr. P]

What is the American Soybean Association?

Lieberman

:tongue1:
*carry on folks*

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

:tongue1:
*carry on folks*

What is, "I'm sorry Mr P your answer was not in the form of a question."

Avon calling