Leave a joke, take a joke....

[fuzzykitten99]

This kind of thread was started at another board that I go to. It was actually a really funny one.

I'll start:

Q: Why is a pool table green?

A: You'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
****
Q: Why is Clinton a bad golfer?

A: He'll aim for ANY hole.
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Q: Why is Ted Kennedy sucha bad golfer?

A: He can't drive over water.


ok, your turn.

 

[musicman]

What do you do with a elephant with three balls?



Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by musicman
What do you do with a elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

Q: What do making love in a canoe and American beer have in common?






A: They're both fucking close to water.:

 

[Joz]

1. How is a Mexican like a cue ball?


The harder you hit 'em the more English they pick up.



2. Why are a woman's breasts like electric train sets?


They were orginally intended for kids, but Pop always ends up playing with them.

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by Joz
1. How is a Mexican like a cue ball?


The harder you hit 'em the more English they pick up.



2. Why are a woman's breasts like electric train sets?


They were orginally intended for kids, but Pop always ends up playing with them.

Don't see how that first one is funny...:huh:
I like the second joke, though.

 

[lilcountriegal]

Originally posted by nycflasher
Don't see how that first one is funny...:huh:
I like the second joke, though.

It's a billiard joke... when you use 'English' on the cue ball it helps with the direction of the ball you're trying to hit.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

another favorite:

What is the difference between an Irish purse and and an Irish suitcase?


12 cans/bottles

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
It's a billiard joke... when you use 'English' on the cue ball it helps with the direction of the ball you're trying to hit.

Um, I got that part.

 

[lilcountriegal]

Originally posted by nycflasher
Um, I got that part.

well, you are a Democrat. Thought we needed to go slow for you to keep up.

:

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
well, you are a Democrat. Thought we needed to go slow for you to keep up.

:

i think he's just looking to start something. this thread is meant to post any joke, with the exceptions of the tasteless and anything involving rape/child molesting/abuse etc. please use your common sense.

p.s....i thought the joke was funny. i understood it immediately. besides, it's only a joke. nothing to get your panties in a bunch, nycflasher.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

i got this from www.GOPFUN.com

 

[Annie]

:clap1: :clap1:

 

[nycflasher]

lol

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
well, you are a Democrat. Thought we needed to go slow for you to keep up.

:

And I think you just can't explain why saying that "the more you hit a Mexican, the better his English" is funny. I guess only a democrat would find that offensive.

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by fuzzykitten99
i think he's just looking to start something. this thread is meant to post any joke, with the exceptions of the tasteless and anything involving rape/child molesting/abuse etc. please use your common sense.

p.s....i thought the joke was funny. i understood it immediately. besides, it's only a joke. nothing to get your panties in a bunch, nycflasher.

I agree. Beating up Mexicans is funny. I find it more enjoyable to torture and rape them in my basement, though.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Originally posted by nycflasher
I agree. Beating up Mexicans is funny. I find it more enjoyable to torture and rape them in my basement, though.

there you go, getting your panties in a bunch. you liberals have no sense of humor.

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by fuzzykitten99
there you go, getting your panties in a bunch. you liberals have no sense of humor.

Yep, the are a bunch of panties on my floor.

All I'm asking is for one person to tell me why that joke is funny...
And you can't.
I win, you lose.
Have a cigar...

 

[nycflasher]

Q: What do you call a busload of neocons going over a cliff?






A: A start.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[Annie]

Originally posted by nycflasher
Q: What do you call a busload of neocons going over a cliff?






A: A start.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Flasher, this really belongs on the thread where I explained to Bonnie that you are a 'nice', notice not 'smart' liberal. j/k :

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by Kathianne
Flasher, this really belongs on the thread where I explained to Bonnie that you are a 'nice', notice not 'smart' liberal. j/k :

While your here, my dear Kathianne, could you explain the humor of that Mexican joke to me?