Losing weight with SEX !!!

[Sandy73]

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are
proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories

POSITIONS: Missionary.........................................12
Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...............................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.............................................112 Calories
Fake............................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories 30-39
years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly......................................................32 Calories
In a hurry.................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...........13,521 Calories

Please NOTE: Results may vary.

 

[KLSuddeth]

Italian chandelier...............................2912 Calories

No wonder DK and I still look so damn good.......:
:dev1:

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by KLSuddeth
No wonder DK and I still look so damn good.......:
:dev1:

[plugging ears]

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[/plugging ears]

 

[KLSuddeth]

ROFLMAO

Yes I know it was vulgar - forgive me

:

 

[DKSuddeth]

dear lord

:cof:

 

[KLSuddeth]

odd response from you, hon....being that youre so megalomaniacal and all.....:

 

[Semper Fi]

Ewwwwwwww.

 

[Avatar4321]

What the heck is the Italian Chandalier or do i want to know?

And i heard Leno talking about this one night. He said you burn about 3000 calories if you try to have sex while she has panty hose on so women be care if your husband ever comes home and says he lost 20lbs doing Jenny Craig.