Last laugh...

[fncceo]

Like most people, I'm contemplating what message to have engraved on my headstone...

Choices so far include...

"I told you I was sick"

"Do not disturb"

"Watch this space"

"OK, you found me"

"Under New Management"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"Edmund Gwenn was wrong ... dying is harder than it looks"


Additional suggestions currently being accepted.

 

[bluzman61]

Like most people, I'm contemplating what message to have engraved on my headstone...

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Choices so far include...

"I told you I was sick"

"Do not disturb"

"Watch this space"

"OK, you found me"

"Under New Management"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"Edmund Gwenn was wrong ... dying is harder than it looks"


Additional suggestions currently being accepted.

Some good ones there!

 

[Shelzin]

Tried and true...

I was here but now I'm gone,
I leave my name to turn you on.
Those who like me, knew me well...
Those who didn't can go to hell.

 

[Sunni Man]

"I was hoping for a Pyramid"

 

[bluzman61]

Like most people, I'm contemplating what message to have engraved on my headstone...

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Choices so far include...

"I told you I was sick"

"Do not disturb"

"Watch this space"

"OK, you found me"

"Under New Management"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"Edmund Gwenn was wrong ... dying is harder than it looks"


Additional suggestions currently being accepted.

To play off of a famous quote by Mark Twain, "The report of my death was NOT grossly exaggerated".

 

[jackflash]

Like most people, I'm contemplating what message to have engraved on my headstone...

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Choices so far include...

"I told you I was sick"

"Do not disturb"

"Watch this space"

"OK, you found me"

"Under New Management"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"Edmund Gwenn was wrong ... dying is harder than it looks"


Additional suggestions currently being accepted.


I'm calling them the "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN! Top Pick: "ALL DRESSED UP AND NO PLACE TO GO"

 

[Sunni Man]

"Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
and no place to go"

 

[bluzman61]

"Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
and no place to go"

But MAYBE down below................

 

[Shelzin]

If you can read this... You are standing on my grave, get the fuck off.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Like most people, I'm contemplating what message to have engraved on my headstone...

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Choices so far include...

"I told you I was sick"

"Do not disturb"

"Watch this space"

"OK, you found me"

"Under New Management"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"Edmund Gwenn was wrong ... dying is harder than it looks"


Additional suggestions currently being accepted.

"You can take the ankle monitor off now."

 

[Rocko]

Beloved USMB member

 

[Dogmaphobe]

"Isn't your bladder feeling especially full right now?"

 

[Votto]

Like most people, I'm contemplating what message to have engraved on my headstone...

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Choices so far include...

"I told you I was sick"

"Do not disturb"

"Watch this space"

"OK, you found me"

"Under New Management"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"Edmund Gwenn was wrong ... dying is harder than it looks"


Additional suggestions currently being accepted.

1. "Bernie Sanders"

(Just kidding, he will never die)

2. "Wouldn't you like to know"

3. "All you need to know is, there is no money down here so take a hike"

4. "I'm still looking for a clever quote for my tomb stone so suggestions are still welcomed"

5. "All you need is love.........and a heart beat would be nice"

Or just leave the damned thing blank. That would be funny.

 

[Jitss617]

Trump 2020 2024

 

[The Irish Ram]

Here lies John Yeast.
Excuse me for not rising.

 

[Rocko]

Proud Current Democrat Voter

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Tax this!

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Elton]

"42"

 

[JoeMoma]

 

[JOSweetHeart]

"42"

Can I ask what the significance of the number is?

God bless you always!!!

Holly