Knew it was coming!!!

[Edgetho]

I wouldn't take this thread too seriously .
I am just trying to humour a few of these old chaps who have limited experience of life and fulfillment .
Most have not travelled and have astonishing ideas about our planet and its peoples .
Best to keep them smiling otherwise they just turn into demanding pests .

BTW , Our population is around 67 million but for an American that 57 million was a jolly good try.
Well done .

Maybe it's our differing system of measurements.

Or maybe you use Lucas adding machines?

 

[OldFlame]

What's alarming is the way you pull fake numbers out of your butt.

U.K. Population (2025) - Worldometer

Population of the United Kingdom: current, historical, and projected population, growth rate, immigration, median age, total fertility rate (TFR), population density, urbanization, urban population, country's share of world population, and global rank. Data tables, maps, charts, and live...

www.worldometers.info

• The current population of the United Kingdom is 69,378,569 as of Thursday, January 30, 2025, based on Worldometer's elaboration of the latest United Nations data1.
• the United Kingdom 2025 population is estimated at 69,551,332 people at mid year.

Year	Population	Yearly % Change	Yearly Change	Migrants (net)	Median Age	Fertility Rate	Density (P/Km²)	Urban Pop %	Urban Population	Country's Share of World Pop	World Population	U.K. Global Rank
2025	69,551,332	0.60 %	413,140	389,911	40.1	1.54	287	84.5 %	58,798,650	0.84 %	8,231,613,070	22
2024	69,138,192	0.66 %	455,230	417,114	40.0	1.55	286	84.4 %	58,353,588	0.85 %	8,161,972,572	21
2023	68,682,962	0.74 %	503,647	445,523	39.8	1.56	284	84.3 %	57,900,076	0.85 %	8,091,734,930	21
2022	68,179,315	0.75 %	510,523	487,029	39.5	1.56	282	84.2 %	57,438,662	0.85 %	8,021,407,192	21
2020	67,351,861	0.36 %	240,903	144,221	39.2	1.57	278	83.9 %	56,495,180	0.85 %	7,887,001,292	21

Depends on whether you're including Wales in the totals.

 

[Edgetho]

I know .
It is naughty really .
It so upsets the Yanks when we impersonate them .
Or Wanks , as we say .

I understand your people do a lot of that

 

[g5000]

So you don't support the COTUS and the Bill of Rights?

Of course I do.

I also support common sense regulation, as did the NRA in the past before they were taken over by whackjobs.

I often wonder why the Left doesn't join the NRA en masse and take it over.

 

[luiza]

What a stupid idea. They'd just grind a knife down to a point

Nonsense .
We are having all knives two inches long .
And grinders are only allowed on licensed Commercial properties .

You are dealing with very smart individuals when meeting Team GB people .
Usually quite an experience for open mouthed Yankee Doodlers .

 

[OldFlame]

Of course I do.

I also support common sense regulation, as did the NRA in the past before they were taken over by whackjobs.

I often wonder why the Left doesn't join the NRA en masse and take it over.

That's laughable, you parrot about guns, and then lie and say you support COTUS and the Bill of Rights.

Simply an outright lie.

Tell me what 'regulations' would stop anyone from illegally obtaining a stolen weapon.

 

[luiza]

I understand your people do a lot of that

Do not descend into vulgarity .
That is something we British hate and is why we thrashed the Hun .
Damned upstarts . Particularly that one with the tache

 

[g5000]

That's laughable, you parrot about guns, and then lie and say you support COTUS and the Bill of Rights.

Simply an outright lie.

Tell me what 'regulations' would stop anyone from illegally obtaining a stolen weapon.

Ask the UK. Ask Canada. Japan, Italy, France, Germany, Switzerland.

All have substantially lower homicide rates.

 

[OldFlame]

Nonsense .
We are having all knives two inches long .
And grinders are only allowed on licensed Commercial properties .

You are dealing with very smart individuals when meeting Team GB people .
Usually quite an experience for open mouthed Yankee Doodlers .

Can you imagine cutting anything of a larger size with a 2" knife?

Potatoes, watermelon, pineapple, squash, a roast, and the list goes on.

Is a 2" blade not big enough to slice the carotid artery right under the skin on your throat?

You can kill someone with a pencil if you try hard enough, what's next, all pointy objects as well?

Perhaps you should all just run around with a suit of armor on?

 

[OldFlame]

Ask the UK. Ask Canada. Japan, Italy, France, Germany, Switzerland.

All have substantially lower homicide rates.

They're banned outright in most of those places, is that the 'regulation' you support? Do tell?

 

[Edgetho]

We have a Knife crime problem , albeit miniscule versus your gun violence horror .

<snip>

Our gun problem is Vastly overstated.

They use the word 'Homicides' which includes Police Shootings and suicides. Yes, suicide is a homicide. As is a Police shooting.

And while we do have a gun problem, the vast, OVERWHELMING majority of the criminal deaths caused by guns is by Illeaglly Owned guns. Very, VERY, VERY few are caused by legally owned guns.

We're a big Country. Lots of open spaces. We can't have a Cop every few feet like you do.

We concist of 3,809,525 square miles while the entire UK is only 94,354 square miles. We also have far more open territory. Lots of Land, lots of Farms and Tiny little towns. We can't patrol that size area so people need to arm themselves.

We're also not crazy about Law Enforcement in General. We didn't have ANY until about 60 years after that little tiff we had with your people. We don't like it. I don't like it.

There is a price to be paid for being Free. Maybe someday you'll understand. Maybe some day you'll be a Citizen instead of a Subject.

No offense meant.

 

[g5000]

They're banned outright in most of those places, is that the 'regulation' you support? Do tell?

It's a fact that the vast majority of gun owners support universal background checks, including the vast majority of NRA members (who are only 4 percent of all gun owners).

They also support waiting periods and regulating gun shows.

In other words, common sense regulation.

Unfortunately, they are shouted down by people in leadership positions who soak the suckers for their money. And that money is used to bribe our politicians.

Former NRA executive pleads guilty to fraud, agrees to testify in New York AG trial

The admission, hours after Wayne LaPierre's resignation, comes ahead of a trial scheduled to begin Monday.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Scoutster]

I’m mostly British descent, but I always find some of their liberal BS hilarious since Americans had to bail their ass out twice and the rest of Europe out of 2 wars. Germany would own your ass right now. If it wasn’t for us, get it you get in trouble again we have to bail you out cause that’s what cousins do. By the way the cousins that fucking kicked your ass out of our country. the best thing the Brits did was getting the fuck out of the EU.

 

[g5000]

I’m mostly British descent, but I always find some of their liberal BS hilarious since Americans had to bail their ass out twice and the rest of Europe out of 2 wars. Germany would own your ass right now. If it wasn’t for us, get it you get in trouble again we have to bail you out cause that’s what cousins do. By the way the cousins that fucking kicked your ass out of our country. the best thing the Brits did was getting the fuck out of the EU.

We would not exist if the French hadn't bailed us out.

And our allies backed us in Iraq and Afghanistan and Bosnia and any number of other military actions.

Stop being such an ugly American.

 

[jc456]

We have a Knife crime problem , albeit miniscule versus your gun violence horror .

There are measures being taken to combat our problem and anything which lessens random violence is welcome .

Using silly and meaningless phrases like " Hollywood Commies " is meaningless and therefore unhelpful .

Politics has absolutely nothing to do with the matter and it is crass to even suggest such an explanation .

It’s so appropriate

 

[Captain Caveman]

Tell it to Google, it had UK population at 57.7 million in 2023, if it's gone up by almost 10 million people in a little over a year, that should be pretty alarming.

You were obviously whacked out on cheeky vimtoes when you imagined that.

 

[Captain Caveman]

I’m mostly British descent, but I always find some of their liberal BS hilarious since Americans had to bail their ass out twice and the rest of Europe out of 2 wars. Germany would own your ass right now. If it wasn’t for us, get it you get in trouble again we have to bail you out cause that’s what cousins do. By the way the cousins that fucking kicked your ass out of our country. the best thing the Brits did was getting the fuck out of the EU.

Another Yankee cretin -

https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/list-of-cliches-used-by-yanks.1127830/

No 16

 

[Captain Caveman]

Nonsense .
We are having all knives two inches long .
And grinders are only allowed on licensed Commercial properties .

You are dealing with very smart individuals when meeting Team GB people .
Usually quite an experience for open mouthed Yankee Doodlers .

Don't forget, they're not allowed the dangerous Kinder Egg

 

[Captain Caveman]

Can you translate that from British to English, please?

You expect us to speak butchered English? Ok -

Garrraaaaaggge

That's garage in English

 

[Captain Caveman]

We have a Knife crime problem , albeit miniscule versus your gun violence horror .

There are measures being taken to combat our problem and anything which lessens random violence is welcome .

Using silly and meaningless phrases like " Hollywood Commies " is meaningless and therefore unhelpful .

Politics has absolutely nothing to do with the matter and it is crass to even suggest such an explanation .

Our knife deaths are miniscule to their stats too, but an American mouth runs far ahead of their pea sized brains.