Kissing Ass

[Bonzi]

... not in the literal sense, but, in the figurative sense.

Don't think of this as a humiliating thing to do.
Actually, it teaches you modesty.

Pride goeth before a fall you know...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

~(__(__)

 

[Pogo]

Asskiss we'd like to see:

 

[Asclepias]

... not in the literal sense, but, in the figurative sense.

Don't think of this as a humiliating thing to do.
Actually, it teaches you modesty.

Pride goeth before a fall you know...

Kissing ass is never a good thing at least the way I define it. I see it as groveling in order to obtain relevance.

 

[Bonzi]

I don't do it myself.
My compliments are sincere.
I love being on the receiving end however, and, also sincerely appreciate it.

 

[Bonzi]

I really need to load some booty pics here... I keep saying I will do it... before I leave I promise!

 

[Asclepias]

I don't do it myself.
My compliments are sincere.
I love being on the receiving end however, and, also sincerely appreciate it.

It makes me uncomfortable to have someone kiss my ass. I want to get away from them.

 

[Bonzi]

I don't do it myself.
My compliments are sincere.
I love being on the receiving end however, and, also sincerely appreciate it.

It makes me uncomfortable to have someone kiss my ass. I want to get away from them.

Well if you are clingy and over attentive, yes.

But if you just honor my wishes, do your own thing, and tell me how great I am, I'm good to go.

 

[anotherlife]

Kissing curvy ass or flat ass? I need clarification before I can contribute.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I was never any good at kissing ass.
I'm a terrible liar.

 

[Bonzi]

Kissing curvy ass or flat ass? I need clarification before I can contribute.

If it's curvy, will you kiss both literally and figuratively?

 

[Bonzi]

I was never any good at kissing ass.
I'm a terrible liar.

Women don't care if it's a lie if it's a compliment.
You don't even have to be good at it (at least, I don't care...)

 

[dani67]

 

[Bonzi]

kissing ass has to be tempered a little with some joking insults... or teasing....

I mean, I would hate to be around someone gushing all the times - no woman likes that -

 

[anotherlife]

Kissing curvy ass or flat ass? I need clarification before I can contribute.

If it's curvy, will you kiss both literally and figuratively?

Okay, hehe, this is a good one. Does the 300 pound ghetto cow count curvy?

 

[Muhammed]

... not in the literal sense, but, in the figurative sense.

Don't think of this as a humiliating thing to do.
Actually, it teaches you modesty.

Pride goeth before a fall you know...

 

[Bonzi]

I would never kiss ass on the job.
Nor would I reward an employee for kissing my ass on the job

I don't care what they do as long as they are (1) good at what they do; (2) good with clients and (3) good with co-workers.
If they are those 3 things, they can be a selfish jerk in every other way or an arrogant asshole, just as long as they are not that way with employees or customers.