King Dick

[Muhammed]

Do you think your locks are really failsafe?

Locks will not stop a dishonest person from stealing your shit. Locks simply keep honest people honest.

 

[The Duke]

Do you think your locks are really failsafe?

Locks will not stop a dishonest person from stealing your shit. Locks simply keep honest people honest.

This should be in satire.

 

[The Duke]

We're gonna give Mo a bump on this one.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

using matches

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

using wrenches

 

[Magnus]

Do you think your locks are really failsafe?

Locks will not stop a dishonest person from stealing your shit. Locks simply keep honest people honest.

Hilarious especially since the guy has an Al Franken voice...

 

[The Duke]

Hilarious especially since the guy has an Al Franken voice...

He actually does!

I've been doing it wrong, I use a drill.

 

[The Duke]

using wrenches

Looks like a great way to get an instant blood blister.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]