Kamala Says When Trump Won She Got Depressed And Ate An Entire Family-Size Bag Of Doritos

[Blackrook]

I want Kamala to lose and Trump to give her the gift of a lifetime supply of Doritos.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

 

[wamose]

Maybe this year she can join her Haitian friends in Springfield and binge on some pets. MAGA

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Maybe this year she can join her Haitian friends in Springfield and binge on some pets. MAGA

Touche'.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Her ass is bigger than a bag of Doritoes.

 

[justoffal]

Not only is this not the Babylon Bee, she publicly sent it out in a fundraising Email.

Real Leader of the Free World vibes:

NEW: Kamala says when Trump won she got depressed and ate an entire family-size bag of Doritos

“Then I went home and I sat on the couch with a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos. I did not share one chip with anybody.”

thepostmillennial.com

Who do we want, who is truly ready to lead this country?

The guy who got shot and kept on going proclaiming "FIGHT!"?

Or the blow job whore who got depressed and buried her sorrows in a bag of king size manufactured imitation cheese garbage?

Funny that last phrase.

Reminds me of the Harris/Walz "campaign."

P.S. Trump has already re-taken the lead in PA in the latest Emerson poll:

BREAKING: Trump takes 2 point lead over Kamala in Pennsylvania: Emerson poll

Trump leads Harris 51 to 49 percent in a head-to-head race in an Emerson poll released on Friday.

thepostmillennial.com

And PA Republican registration is through the roof:

Republican voter registration in Pennsylvania blows Dems out of the water

As America gears up to elect its next president, voter registration gives us a sneak peek into how one state may be headed this November.

www.bizpacreview.com

Pssst.

Honeymoon's over guys.

And Kamala's gonna need a bigger bag.

Holy shit! Hide the Doritos!

 

[justoffal]

Touche'.

I have some recipes for cat.

 

[justoffal]

LOL, TRUMP should point out how much more Kamala will have to pay for the Doritos.
Honestly we have no idea if she actually did this or if it's scripted.

I have proof....the McDonalds manager saw her do it!

 

[Independent thinker]

Not only is this not the Babylon Bee, she publicly sent it out in a fundraising Email.

Real Leader of the Free World vibes:

NEW: Kamala says when Trump won she got depressed and ate an entire family-size bag of Doritos

“Then I went home and I sat on the couch with a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos. I did not share one chip with anybody.”

thepostmillennial.com

Who do we want, who is truly ready to lead this country?

The guy who got shot and kept on going proclaiming "FIGHT!"?

Or the blow job whore who got depressed and buried her sorrows in a bag of king size manufactured imitation cheese garbage?

Funny that last phrase.

Reminds me of the Harris/Walz "campaign."

P.S. Trump has already re-taken the lead in PA in the latest Emerson poll:

BREAKING: Trump takes 2 point lead over Kamala in Pennsylvania: Emerson poll

Trump leads Harris 51 to 49 percent in a head-to-head race in an Emerson poll released on Friday.

thepostmillennial.com

And PA Republican registration is through the roof:

Republican voter registration in Pennsylvania blows Dems out of the water

As America gears up to elect its next president, voter registration gives us a sneak peek into how one state may be headed this November.

www.bizpacreview.com

Pssst.

Honeymoon's over guys.

And Kamala's gonna need a bigger bag.

We should be nice to Harris and everyone of us should send her a case of Doritos. She's going to need them.

 

[irosie91]

We should be nice to Harris and everyone of us should send her a case of Doritos. She's going to need them.

I am CONCERNED----if the outcome of the 2017 election led to compulsive
dorito ingestion due to stress---WHAT WILL THE stress of presidency do
to KAMALA? Consider her health-----keep Kamala dorito free

 

[Independent thinker]

I am CONCERNED----if the outcome of the 2017 election led to compulsive
dorito ingestion due to stress---WHAT WILL THE stress of presidency do
to KAMALA? Consider her health-----keep Kamala dorito free

That can be applied to anyone and everyone who got sick during the TDS pandemic.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Walz had a "nasty bowel movement" and out popped Kamala..... He said it smelled like Doritoes.

 

[WEATHER53]

An entire bag of large Dickritos???

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

An entire bag of large Dickritos???

Nobody eats "those" like Kamala does....

 

[WEATHER53]

Nobody eats "those" like Kamala does....

She’s a bright new tomorrow
Hope and change
Caring for illegals is our future

Bright, shiny, jingling objects

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

She’s a bright new tomorrow
Hope and change
Caring for illegals is our future

Bright, shiny, jingling objects

Caring for the illegals has cost MILLIONS and MILLIONS of dollars. The illegals are still coming...

 

[odanny]

 

[Thunderbird]

Even CNN is turning on her over her stupid commie price controls bologna.

Kamala is a disaster.