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Kamala Harris quits campaign!
In what many listeners believe were the candidate’s own words, which came with croutons and a rich creamy blue cheese dressing, Kamala Harris has said that she has had enough of this farce and is therefore withdrawing from the race. In accordance with recent precedent, set by mysterious others, the Democratic Party has announced that Vice President Harris’ erstwhile “running mate,” evidently someone known as Timothy Walz, will replace her at the top of the ticket.
Mr. Walz, who professes to be a “Governor,” has named an even less likely new Vice Presidential running mate, one Timothy Kane who exudes a similar charisma.
Although this change comes too late in the election cycle to law any revised ballots to be printed or disseminated, several individuals within the Walz/Kane inner circle have assured the American People that the inaccuracy of the ballots will have no bearing on the outcome of this race.
President-Elect Walz has endorsed this report.
In what many listeners believe were the candidate’s own words, which came with croutons and a rich creamy blue cheese dressing, Kamala Harris has said that she has had enough of this farce and is therefore withdrawing from the race. In accordance with recent precedent, set by mysterious others, the Democratic Party has announced that Vice President Harris’ erstwhile “running mate,” evidently someone known as Timothy Walz, will replace her at the top of the ticket.
Mr. Walz, who professes to be a “Governor,” has named an even less likely new Vice Presidential running mate, one Timothy Kane who exudes a similar charisma.
Although this change comes too late in the election cycle to law any revised ballots to be printed or disseminated, several individuals within the Walz/Kane inner circle have assured the American People that the inaccuracy of the ballots will have no bearing on the outcome of this race.
President-Elect Walz has endorsed this report.
