Just heard a couple...

[musicman]

The Dali Lama visits New York City. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything".

Drunk buys a bottle of cheap wine, sticks it in his back pocket, and heads off, staggering and stumbling, toward his flop house across town. He trips and falls, landing on the hard pavement. Feeling moisture running down the back of his leg, he moans, "Oh, please, God - let it be blood!"

 

[Semper Fi]

I can honestly say that I dont get the first one.

The second one, if Im understanding it correctly, is just plain dumb.

Sorry Musicman, but it had to be said....can we still be friends?

 

[musicman]

I can honestly say that I dont get the first one.

The second one, if Im understanding it correctly, is just plain dumb.

Sorry Musicman, but it had to be said....can we still be friends?

Always, bro! Humor is an entirely subjective thing - no hard feelings!

 

[Joz]

I can honestly say that I dont get the first one.

The second one, if Im understanding it correctly, is just plain dumb.

Think about the first one....Dali Lama..becoming one with the unverse...."I'll take one with everything"....

And the second one WAS funny.