jokes

[LibertyWeeps]

Always remember................

Humans have 2 sets of cheeks........
and have a hole in the middle of both.

 

[Ringo]

When Frederick the Great inspected a Berlin prison, all the prisoners swore they were innocent, and only one confessed to being in jail for robbery.
Frederick ordered the robber thrown out of prison so he wouldn't become a bad influence on the decent people gathered there.

 

[trevorjohnson83]

If I could go back in time, I would bend a lot of spoons, that way trick people from the past and they'll celebrate the spoon bending guy day, and then when I return get a lot of money in the mail.

 

[Ringo]