Okay, all you Trump supporters, please sit this one out. You have 500 other threads where you can scream "They are all communists!!!"
DECONSTRUCTING JOE B:
In no particular order.
Bernie Sanders - so far left he makes Joe think about voting GOP. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Peter Buttigeig - so gay, he makes even Joe B clench up his butt-cheeks. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Joe Biden - the expected front runner is admittedly in freefall headed straight for the nadir. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Liz Warren - got bogged down trying to explain how she went through school on an Indian grant when she's got less Indian in her than Bernie Sanders. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Amy Klochabar - not even considered a viable nominee hoping to place well enough to be picked up as VEEP. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Mike Bloomberg - not even considered a Democrat, but hell, he's got money to self-finance in lieu of public support. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Tom Steyer - he's in the race. Not exactly a good endorsement.
Tulsi Gabbard - something apparently involving refunds and Russians. Not exactly a good endorsement.
BUT GODDAMN, JOE'S GONNA PICK ONE OF THEM JUST TO VOTE AGAINST THE DONALD!!!

