Jesus Trump's sermon on the mount

[Vandalshandle]

This just in. Will be in motel bedside tables everywhere, soon:

Jesus J. Trump's Sermon On The Mount

 

[Stephanie]

Wasn't Obama called a Messiah, because all them women (well little kiddies actually) kept fainting at his feet once they heard him wail how he was going to: stop the seas rising and Heal thy planet?

This was the MOMENT (should be the title of the video below)

But: this was the Moment, our savior Obama who was sent to us from the heavens above spewed and looked like a scary Insane person to me.

 

[Carla_Danger]

 

[Carla_Danger]

Wasn't Obama called a Messiah, because all them women (well little kiddies actually) kept fainting at his feet once they heard him wail how he was going to: stop the seas rising and Heal thy planet?

This was the MOMENT (should be the title of the video below)

But: this was the Moment, our savior Obama who was sent to us from the heavens above spewed and looked like a scary Insane person to me.

You be sure and not vote for him, dingbat.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Duh Donuld Trumpery would have married Mary Magdalene - That is, IF she signed the pre-nup and agreed that he got all the sandals and loin clothes.

 

[jillian]

Duh Donuld Trumpery would have married Mary Magdalene - That is, IF she signed the pre-nup and agreed that he got all the sandals and loin clothes.

you forgot about the nondisclosure clause.