Could it be you who is in business not his own when it comes to Christianity? I've already explained (probably more than once) the Hebrew version (rather than the King James version) of these stories, and the lessons and histories that are mentioned and portrayed. Shrug. You prefer the King Version and modern Western culture understanding of a poor translation of the Hebrew. Again, you cease and wrap around yourself any reason and anything that will keep you apart from God, choosing your own ways, putting yourself above all.
Um, okay, about that. I have my family bible right next to me. The Catholic translation. Been in my family since I was a kid. The one I used to practice that section from the Book of Tobit they use at every wedding.
The Elisha verse uses the term "Small Boys" to describe the kids who made fun of Elisha's baldness.
It's also very explicit that Jephthah sacrificed his virgin daughter.
So your argument that "King James did a bad translation" doesn't really fly.
Of course, the bigger problem was, we never heard these stories at all growing up. They just don't make God look good, no matter how you sugarcoat them.
Now, there are some stories that the nuns did have to tell us, and they tried to sugar coat those, to no avail.
Like when Sr. Mary Butch told us it was good that God drowned every baby in the world because they were "Wicked". (You wonder if this woman just didn't like children.)
Now, the rationalist in me realizes that for the Bronze/Early Iron Age people who wrote the Old Testament, "God" was every force of nature you didn't understand, and anything bad that happened was God being angry. A couple of bears go around picking off children? Those kids must have made God mad!