James Comey Announces He Is Running For President

[Eman623]

Former FBI Director James Comey announced his candidacy for US president today. This announcement came on the heels of his recent indictments for making false statements to Congress and obstruction of justice.

In his announcement statement Comey said, "I heard somewhere that sitting presidents cannot be tried for crimes committed before their election, and I figure this is my best shot to avoid prison."

When asked who his running mate might be, Comey suggested "Well, [John] Brennen or [James] Clapper might be motivated to run soon too."

 

[0311]

Former FBI Director James Comey announced his candidacy for US president today. This announcement came on the heels of his recent indictments for making false statements to Congress and obstruction of justice.

In his announcement statement Comey said, "I heard somewhere that sitting presidents cannot be tried for crimes committed before their election, and I figure this is my best shot to avoid prison."

When asked who his running mate might be, Comey suggested "Well, [John] Brennen or [James] Clapper might be motivated to run soon too."

No link posted to confirm this.

 

[Meathead]

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OFO!

 

[1srelluc]

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Does satire need a link?

Maybe we have a budding satirist on our hands.

Anyway, given the clown troop you people have on deck Comey stands as good a chance as they do.

 

[Eman623]

Does satire need a link?

Maybe we have a budding satirist on our hands.

Anyway, given the clown troop you people have on deck Comey stands as good a chance as they do.

No link. This is original from my own warped little mind.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Former FBI Director James Comey announced his candidacy for US president today. This announcement came on the heels of his recent indictments for making false statements to Congress and obstruction of justice.

In his announcement statement Comey said, "I heard somewhere that sitting presidents cannot be tried for crimes committed before their election, and I figure this is my best shot to avoid prison."

When asked who his running mate might be, Comey suggested "Well, [John] Brennen or [James] Clapper might be motivated to run soon too."

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