I've Decided To Start My Own Politcal Party -- Who Wants In?

[LadyGunSlinger]

When will you start lining people up on the beach who don't follow your faith? You left that part out.

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

 

[SYTFE]

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.

They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.

Yeah, televised spankings and outlawing advertisements is unconstitutional too. Besides, why must I argue within the framework of a constitution that is a man made and fallible document?

Well, unless you plan on campaigning to change the constitution to allow your dreams of mowing down illegal aliens at the border with machine guns, you'll have no choice but to argue within the framework of this pesky man made document.

My stuff about televised spankings and Geico were humorous, dude.

The constitution merely deals with legal and illegal not correct and incorrect though. The constitution indirectly permitted slavery and that was argued against heavily outside of the framework of the constitution.

lol, ok dude. There's a huge difference between arguing about ending slavery, and arguing for the mass murdering of illegal aliens. Your argument belongs on The Daily Stormer.

 

[Pilate]

They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.

Yeah, televised spankings and outlawing advertisements is unconstitutional too. Besides, why must I argue within the framework of a constitution that is a man made and fallible document?

Well, unless you plan on campaigning to change the constitution to allow your dreams of mowing down illegal aliens at the border with machine guns, you'll have no choice but to argue within the framework of this pesky man made document.

My stuff about televised spankings and Geico were humorous, dude.

The constitution merely deals with legal and illegal not correct and incorrect though. The constitution indirectly permitted slavery and that was argued against heavily outside of the framework of the constitution.

lol, ok dude. There's a huge difference between arguing about ending slavery, and arguing for the mass murdering of illegal aliens. Your argument belongs on The Daily Stormer.

Care to elaborate?

 

[SAYIT]

So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

Yanno, you almost had me with the kill Geico, texting and fast lane thingees but all in all your ideas while funny, are useless, counter-productive, unconstitutional and unworkable. I therefore decline your offer but thanks anyway.

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

 

[SAYIT]

So open fire.

I'm starting to see how you used to belong to the alt-right..

Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.

They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.

Uh-huh. And what you propose isn't unconstitutional as fuck?

 

[SAYIT]

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

As luck would have it, they don't call me spank daddy 'cause I'm cute (but I am).

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

Grey was a fraud and an amateur. You need a real spank daddy.

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

As luck would have it, they don't call me spank daddy 'cause I'm cute (but I am).

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

Grey was a fraud and an amateur. You need a real spank daddy.

* Wry grin... How absolutely delicious.

I agree with you on Grey.. He was topped from the bottom and much too easily..I was very disappointed in the movie.

Spank daddy.. lol

 

[SAYIT]

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

As luck would have it, they don't call me spank daddy 'cause I'm cute (but I am).

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

Grey was a fraud and an amateur. You need a real spank daddy.

* Wry grin... How absolutely delicious.

I agree with you on Grey.. He was topped from the bottom and much too easily..I was very disappointed in the movie.

Spank daddy.. lol

It had its moments. She was cute and the scene where he rectifies her situation her naked legs were back-lit and the tiny hairs illuminated was smokey hot. The idea of a 24 year old billionaire with the sexual experience of a full grown pervert was just too far-fetched. It takes a full grown man to understand the nuance of full grown perversion.

 

[SYTFE]

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

As luck would have it, they don't call me spank daddy 'cause I'm cute (but I am).

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

Grey was a fraud and an amateur. You need a real spank daddy.

* Wry grin... How absolutely delicious.

I agree with you on Grey.. He was topped from the bottom and much too easily..I was very disappointed in the movie.

Spank daddy.. lol

It had its moments. She was cute and the scene where he rectifies her situation her naked legs were back-lit and the tiny hairs illuminated was smokey hot. The idea of a 24 year old billionaire with the sexual experience of a full grown pervert was just too far-fetched. It takes a full grown man to understand the nuance of full grown perversion.

^ Alt-Right Pervert Alert!

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

As luck would have it, they don't call me spank daddy 'cause I'm cute (but I am).

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

Grey was a fraud and an amateur. You need a real spank daddy.

* Wry grin... How absolutely delicious.

I agree with you on Grey.. He was topped from the bottom and much too easily..I was very disappointed in the movie.

Spank daddy.. lol

It had its moments. She was cute and the scene where he rectifies her situation her naked legs were back-lit and the tiny hairs illuminated was smokey hot. The idea of a 24 year old billionaire with the sexual experience of a full grown pervert was just too far-fetched. It takes a full grown man to understand the nuance of full grown perversion.

^ Alt-Right Pervert Alert!

Sensuality is listed as perversion?

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

As luck would have it, they don't call me spank daddy 'cause I'm cute (but I am).

I like it.. I think it's rather interesting.. It has a "Fifty Shades of Grey" feel to it.. I'm all in!

Grey was a fraud and an amateur. You need a real spank daddy.

* Wry grin... How absolutely delicious.


I agree with you on Grey.. He was topped from the bottom and much too easily..I was very disappointed in the movie.

Spank daddy.. lol

It had its moments. She was cute and the scene where he rectifies her situation her naked legs were back-lit and the tiny hairs illuminated was smokey hot. The idea of a 24 year old billionaire with the sexual experience of a full grown pervert was just too far-fetched. It takes a full grown man to understand the nuance of full grown perversion.

I believe it takes a well versed Dominant to understand the vast sensuality that the lifestyle imposes.. but that's just me.

 

[easyt65]

I'm going to join Clint Eastwood's new party - the 'Anti-Pu$$y Party' - "No Libs Allowed"!

 

[MarcATL]

It's also not their job to be hiring illegal aliens in the first place -- yet they do. Cheap labor is just too hard to resist for business owners with no integrity. It's a fairly humane approach, I think. Maybe not perfect, but I think it could be a bit more refined and even more effective.

Obviously, the Geico stuff isn't serious.

Well what you've basically told me is that what they're doing is wrong. Agreed. But I still don't get though how it's their job to encourage citizenship.

It really isn't, but since so many people fucked it up for all of us, we're gonna make it their job. You have to appeal to their greed since we already know that greed is the reason why they hire cheap illegal labor in the first place. It's the old "carrot and stick" approach. Threatening with a punishment only won't work, you have to offer a reward for doing something positive, for doing the right thing.

It would also force them to think long and hard about hiring an illegal alien to begin with. The risk/reward ratio just might not be worth it for a lot of them. "If I hire Juan to wash dishes, I'm gonna have to help him become a legal citizen. If I hire him, pay him under the table, eventually I'll get caught and have to pay an enormous fine, and I can't afford a huge fine. Dammit! Arrggghhhhh why can't we have a Republican back in office like the good old days when we got away with this stuff?"

All your plan would do is create a guaranteed process for turning illegal into legals. That isn't the aim of people who want to deport illegal aliens. We don't want them here in the first place, not turn them into voters at the fastest rate possible and encourage a flood of new illegals to cross the border.

You're an open borders douche bag traitor. If you think living around Mexicans is so great, then why don't you move to Mexico?

No, it wouldn't be a "guaranteed process for turning illegals into legals" because conservative business owners would simply decide not to hire them anymore, as they are all selfish assholes who would rather DIE than help a brown person from Mexico become legal. Get it?

So if I registered as a democrat and did this I would be exempt or? How does this work? I mean I don't really see why we're obligated to help these people in any way.

The mistake you're making is that you're equating conservative with Republican.

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[Bassman007]

So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

2 many words, who do you think you are Stephen King?

 

[Darkwind]

When will you start lining people up on the beach who don't follow your faith? You left that part out.

I'm only in it for the public spankings and if you volunteer to give them..

I can pencil you in on Thursday mornings.....

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.

Ok. I figured someone telling business owners they are idiots if they can't figure out to pay all their employees $15 an hour would at least have some employees they are paying (all) at least $15/hr. Got it.

Uh, well...yeah. If you can't pay your employees $15 an hour, then you shouldn't be in business, or you shouldn't have any employees. My business is structured differently, and I never wanted to have any employees. However, I could easily have a couple guys working for me if I wanted to. $15 an hour working full time is only $2400 a month.

Bullshit! I knew if you kept running your claptrap, you'd screw the pooch!

What about SS? What about unemployment insurance? What about workman's comp insurance?

Only $2400? If that's how you run your business, you need an audit before the IRS catches up with you.

 

[SYTFE]

I'm going to join Clint Eastwood's new party - the 'Anti-Pu$$y Party' - "No Libs Allowed"!

Yup, conservatives hate pussy. They prefer cock.

 

[SYTFE]

2 many words, who do you think you are Stephen King?

Was that above your reading level?

By the way, tell me about your name. Bass, as in bass guitar, or bass as in bass fish?

 

[Pilate]

I'm going to join Clint Eastwood's new party - the 'Anti-Pu$$y Party' - "No Libs Allowed"!

Yup, conservatives hate pussy. They prefer cock.

What's your point?

 

[Votto]

Platform needs some tweaking, but I'd vote for ya.

This election all you need is a pulse and people will vote for you.