I've Decided To Start My Own Politcal Party -- Who Wants In?

So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

What kind of business do you own?
 
So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.
 
So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?
 
So open fire.

I'm starting to see how you used to belong to the alt-right..
Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.
They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.
Yeah, televised spankings and outlawing advertisements is unconstitutional too. Besides, why must I argue within the framework of a constitution that is a man made and fallible document?
 
So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.
 
I'm starting to see how you used to belong to the alt-right..
Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.
They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.
Yeah, televised spankings and outlawing advertisements is unconstitutional too. Besides, why must I argue within the framework of a constitution that is a man made and fallible document?

Well, unless you plan on campaigning to change the constitution to allow your dreams of mowing down illegal aliens at the border with machine guns, you'll have no choice but to argue within the framework of this pesky man made document.

My stuff about televised spankings and Geico were humorous, dude.
 
So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.

Ok. I figured someone telling business owners they are idiots if they can't figure out to pay all their employees $15 an hour would at least have some employees they are paying (all) at least $15/hr. Got it.
 
So, I decided that I'm gonna start my own party. I'm gonna call it, the "Squeegee Your Third Fucking Eye" party. Has a nice ring to it, right?

Here it is, in all its glory…

Bring Back The Middle Class:

Obviously, wall street and big corp will pay their fair share of taxes. American businesses that outsource manufacturing (like Trump’s businesses) will be punished relentlessly in taxes. Want to make your products in China? Fine, then move your business there. You won’t be operating in America, you greedy fucking pigs.

Universities raping students with outrageous tuitions that they can never pay off will be a distant memory. Universities charging such tuitions will be faced with usury fines as well as losing their educational status and will only be seen as for-profit corporations.

$15.00 and hour national minimum wage. Can’t afford to pay your workers fifteen bucks an hour? Then stop pretending to be a business owner, enroll in some basic business classes, and learn how to run a business ya twat. Or get the fuck out of here and start your business in Bangladesh were you belong.​

Immigration:

There will not -- and never will be -- a stupid fucking wall. However, things can be done a lot better in terms of immigration and curbing illegal immigration. Here's what I propose:

Illegal aliens from Mexico only come here because they KNOW they'll be able to find work. They don't come here to get on welfare or to use hospital ER's, or any other stupid right wing talking point. They come here because Mexico sucks balls and they come here as an act of desperation to get money to feed themselves and their families. Since it would be nearly impossible to police every business who knowingly hire illegal aliens, a better solution would be to offer a tax incentive for every illegal employee that they help to attain legal status, and to punish them if they don’t. If it is determined that an employer is knowingly employing an illegal alien longer than 30 days without helping them become legal, they will pay substantial fines. Such fines go towards health care.​

Health Care:

We're gonna have single payer health coverage. Period. End of story. However, the government may purchase services from private organizations. The fact that the USA does not have national health coverage is ridiculous. The days of patients and families being bankrupted by outrageous hospital bills are over. Big pharma will not be allowed to run commercials or advertise to the public, and the days of ripping off people (such as EpiPen) are fucking over.​

Death Penalty: Buh-bye death penalty. It’s been nice knowing you. You’re gone.

Sustainable Energy:

Huge incentives for innovations in the areas of clean energy and sustainability. The idea is to be 100% petroleum free within 15 years. We will do it with my plan. Fracking will also be eliminated.​

End the militarization of the police as well as police brutality.

We’re gonna end all imperialistic ventures, maintain a fairly strict policy of non-intervention unless absolutely necessary, take most of the money we spend on military defense and all of the money we spend on imprisoning citizens for petty drug offenses, and spend all of that money on feeding the poor and on education, so that no child ever goes hungry in this country ever again. We will decriminalize most drugs, like in Portugal, and drug abusers will be treated because they are sick -- not criminals.

Geico will not be allowed, ever, under any circumstances to run another commercial again.

If you drive slower than 75mph in the fast lane, you will be given a ticket for being an asshole. Second time offenses will require a 1 week drivers ed course, so you can learn how to fucking drive.

Texting and driving will result in a public spanking. These spankings will be televised. A little bit of humiliation is a good thing, especially if it keeps your disrespectful ass from swerving into my lane like a drunken Chinaman.

Sponsored links by Taboola will be outlawed from all websites.

What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.

Ok. I figured someone telling business owners they are idiots if they can't figure out to pay all their employees $15 an hour would at least have some employees they are paying (all) at least $15/hr. Got it.

Uh, well...yeah. If you can't pay your employees $15 an hour, then you shouldn't be in business, or you shouldn't have any employees. My business is structured differently, and I never wanted to have any employees. However, I could easily have a couple guys working for me if I wanted to. $15 an hour working full time is only $2400 a month.
 
What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.

Ok. I figured someone telling business owners they are idiots if they can't figure out to pay all their employees $15 an hour would at least have some employees they are paying (all) at least $15/hr. Got it.

Uh, well...yeah. If you can't pay your employees $15 an hour, then you shouldn't be in business, or you shouldn't have any employees. My business is structured differently, and I never wanted to have any employees. However, I could easily have a couple guys working for me if I wanted to. $15 an hour working full time is only $2400 a month.

Soooooooo you don't want to cut into profits. Got it. That's just ridiculous! Wait.....
 
All your plan would do is create a guaranteed process for turning illegal into legals. That isn't the aim of people who want to deport illegal aliens. We don't want them here in the first place, not turn them into voters at the fastest rate possible and encourage a flood of new illegals to cross the border.

You're an open borders douche bag traitor. If you think living around Mexicans is so great, then why don't you move to Mexico?

No, it wouldn't be a "guaranteed process for turning illegals into legals" because conservative business owners would simply decide not to hire them anymore, as they are all selfish assholes who would rather DIE than help a brown person from Mexico become legal. Get it?
So if I registered as a democrat and did this I would be exempt or? How does this work? I mean I don't really see why we're obligated to help these people in any way.

No, it doesn't matter what party you register as. If you are willing to break the law and hire an illegal alien, then you better be willing to either pay the fine for doing so, or be willing to help them become legal. Simple stuff dude. Get on board the SYTFE train.
But you just said that it would apply to conservative business owners.

Because conservative biz owners would be the ones who decide to refuse to hire them to begin with. Liberal business owners would be more likely to help them become legal. So, the selfish, greedy conservative pigs who only wanted to HIRE illegal aliens under the table -- yet wouldn't ever in a million years actually help their illegal employee to become legal, would effectively act as a "brake."

What unmitigated nonsense
 
I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.

Ok. I figured someone telling business owners they are idiots if they can't figure out to pay all their employees $15 an hour would at least have some employees they are paying (all) at least $15/hr. Got it.

Uh, well...yeah. If you can't pay your employees $15 an hour, then you shouldn't be in business, or you shouldn't have any employees. My business is structured differently, and I never wanted to have any employees. However, I could easily have a couple guys working for me if I wanted to. $15 an hour working full time is only $2400 a month.

Soooooooo you don't want to cut into profits. Got it. That's just ridiculous! Wait.....

Not that at all. What I do is very heavily depending on what "I" do personally, so I don't really know how I could make employees work in my model. Maybe in the future, I'm not sure yet.
 
So open fire.

I'm starting to see how you used to belong to the alt-right..
Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.
They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.

Wow! Ignorance really DOES reign supreme in your house, huh?
 
I'm starting to see how you used to belong to the alt-right..
Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.
They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.

Wow! Ignorance really DOES reign supreme in your house, huh?

Great,another alt-rightist who wants to mow down illegal aliens with machine guns. How very "American" of you...
 
So if I registered as a democrat and did this I would be exempt or? How does this work? I mean I don't really see why we're obligated to help these people in any way.

No, it doesn't matter what party you register as. If you are willing to break the law and hire an illegal alien, then you better be willing to either pay the fine for doing so, or be willing to help them become legal. Simple stuff dude. Get on board the SYTFE train.
But you just said that it would apply to conservative business owners.

Because conservative biz owners would be the ones who decide to refuse to hire them to begin with. Liberal business owners would be more likely to help them become legal. So, the selfish, greedy conservative pigs who only wanted to HIRE illegal aliens under the table -- yet wouldn't ever in a million years actually help their illegal employee to become legal, would effectively act as a "brake."

so you admit your plan is intended to convert illegals to legal as fast as possible. Why would any rational native born American support this plan?

When did I "admit" that? I came up with this in order to curtail illegal immigration.

It doesn't curtail illegal immigration. All it does is grant amnesty to all illegals within 30 days of coming over the border. Where is it "curtailed?"

You don't stop the problem by building a wall,

Yes, you do, dumbass. What other way do you prevent them from stepping foot on U.S. soil other than by putting an obstruction in their path?

lol that's just a solution for low IQ idiots who don't understand how the world works.

Sorry, dumbass, but walls work. They always have worked. That's why people have been building them for thousands of years. Anyone who claims walls don't work is a dumbass douche bag who doesn't know the slightest thing about history or just plain physics.

You slow the problem by decreasing incentive for illegals coming here in the first place.

Your plan doesn't decrease the incentive, dumbass. it increases it.

Right now they come here because they know that business owners will be willing to hire them. They come here knowing that they'll be able to find work somehow. But what if that were changed? If they know in advance that employers take a substantial risk in hiring them as the fines will be YUUUUGE, they'll know that only a handful of business owners might be willing to actually take them on and help them through the process. Those spots will be filled quickly, leaving many illegals no choice but to return home. They simply won't find enough work here. The next logical step would be to decide to go through the immigration process legally on their own.

Pretty genius, right?

Employers take no risk, and the illegals know they can become legal if they find the right employer.

You're a dumbass, pure and simple.
 
All your plan would do is create a guaranteed process for turning illegal into legals. That isn't the aim of people who want to deport illegal aliens. We don't want them here in the first place, not turn them into voters at the fastest rate possible and encourage a flood of new illegals to cross the border.

You're an open borders douche bag traitor. If you think living around Mexicans is so great, then why don't you move to Mexico?

No, it wouldn't be a "guaranteed process for turning illegals into legals" because conservative business owners would simply decide not to hire them anymore, as they are all selfish assholes who would rather DIE than help a brown person from Mexico become legal. Get it?
So if I registered as a democrat and did this I would be exempt or? How does this work? I mean I don't really see why we're obligated to help these people in any way.

No, it doesn't matter what party you register as. If you are willing to break the law and hire an illegal alien, then you better be willing to either pay the fine for doing so, or be willing to help them become legal. Simple stuff dude. Get on board the SYTFE train.

And why shouldn't the illegal pay a penalty, like getting deported back to Mexico?

Because that doesn't work, obviously. They get deported back to Mexico, they simply just try to come here again.

They can't come back if there's a wall in the way and a government determined to enforce the border. Your theory is based on Obama's immigration policy, which is open borders.
 
What kind of business do you own?

I build web sites.

How many employees?

Zero. Just me. Started in 2013.

Ok. I figured someone telling business owners they are idiots if they can't figure out to pay all their employees $15 an hour would at least have some employees they are paying (all) at least $15/hr. Got it.

Uh, well...yeah. If you can't pay your employees $15 an hour, then you shouldn't be in business, or you shouldn't have any employees. My business is structured differently, and I never wanted to have any employees. However, I could easily have a couple guys working for me if I wanted to. $15 an hour working full time is only $2400 a month.

More obvious ignorance .... no wonder you don't make any sense. Show me how you can get a couple of guys working full time at $15/hour and get away with labor costs of $1500 a month, and I'll .... turn you into the INS and the IRS.
 
Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.
They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.

Wow! Ignorance really DOES reign supreme in your house, huh?

Great,another alt-rightist who wants to mow down illegal aliens with machine guns. How very "American" of you...

If you even had a clue what you're talking about, I'd be offended ... you don't, so i'm not.
 
Not an argument.

Sorry, is there an argument to "open fire?"

Nope.
They are attempting a ground based invasion of a sovereign nation, and they're in flagrant violation of the law. Additionally this will prevent repeat offenses.

It's also unconstitutional as fuck, not that the alt-right cares about that stuff though.
Yeah, televised spankings and outlawing advertisements is unconstitutional too. Besides, why must I argue within the framework of a constitution that is a man made and fallible document?

Well, unless you plan on campaigning to change the constitution to allow your dreams of mowing down illegal aliens at the border with machine guns, you'll have no choice but to argue within the framework of this pesky man made document.

My stuff about televised spankings and Geico were humorous, dude.
The constitution merely deals with legal and illegal not correct and incorrect though. The constitution indirectly permitted slavery and that was argued against heavily outside of the framework of the constitution.
 

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