Ivanka Trump applies for job as Biden's daughter!

[DrLove]

She knows her grifting days are over if Joe says no.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Biden’s daughter.​

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Trump’s job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Biden’s Presidency “even more successful” than her father’s.​

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“As awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,” she wrote.​

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Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”​

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Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Biden’s daughter: “You don’t have to take Jared.”​

Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Bidenâs Daughter

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Rambunctious]

Where do you tards get this crap?.....

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Dumb

 

[MarathonMike]

This is what passes for Liberal humor.

 

[DrLove]

This is what passes for Liberal humor.

I've seen Republican humor. Dennis Miller and Greg Gutfeld aren't funny.

 

[toobfreak]

Where do you tards get this crap?.....

They write it all themselves! There is AN INDUSTRY OF LEFT-WING FAKE NEWS. They produce it, then these idiots link to it here as "proof" of their claims. They call it the wrap up smear: first they create the lie, then all swear to it and say: "See! Everyone is talking about it so it must be true!"

Do you know an HOUR after Trump was on the air with RUSH, there were already published long articles on the web denouncing it saying it was a failure!

They must have written it the day before to have it ready, just like the newspapers celebrating Hillary's election as POTUS!

 

[Muhammed]

She knows her grifting days are over if Joe says no.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Biden’s daughter.​

​

Trump’s job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Biden’s Presidency “even more successful” than her father’s.​

​

“As awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,” she wrote.​

​

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”​

​

Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Biden’s daughter: “You don’t have to take Jared.”​

Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Bidenâs Daughter

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”

www.newyorker.com

She's just jealous that she has to work for her money, while Hunter Biden just gets his millions given to him by Burisma, China, the mayor of Moscow etc...

 

[Viktor]

She knows her grifting days are over if Joe says no.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Biden’s daughter.​

​

Trump’s job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Biden’s Presidency “even more successful” than her father’s.​

​

“As awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,” she wrote.​

​

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”​

​

Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Biden’s daughter: “You don’t have to take Jared.”​

Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Bidenâs Daughter

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”

www.newyorker.com

Andy Borowitz is a pervert. This thing is disgusting.