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It takes a woman...

Colin

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Yidnar and Patrick2 were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up. EZ walks by and asks what they’re doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Yidnar, "but
we don't have a ladder."

EZ took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Patrick shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Patrick is currently involved in writing his next post on how to impress women! :eusa_eh:
 

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