Inevitable the Drama Queen
Inevitable: Hi, everybody, my name's Inevitable, and I, like, you know, believe in God and stuff, but not really.
Giggle It's really nice to believe in God. I get all warm and fuzzy inside when I believe in God, but not really. I just like saying that. People should really believe in God, but not really, because there's really no proof or evidence for God's existence, and all those millions of people who have said or believed there is over the centuries are big, fat, poop-poop heads.
Giggle I mean, you know, like, gag me with a spoon, right?
Giggle I just believe in God and stuff because, well, like,
God, you know,
God. Think about that . . . but not really. God! Wow! Just think about that . . . but not really. That gives me goose bumps, thrills and chills, and I get all giggly and emotional and weepy and sentimental . . . and boorish and shrewish when I believe in God just because.
Giggle
I believe in the Bible too, but not really, because it says that there's proof and evidence for God's existence, and only poop-poop heads believe that.
Giggle I don't really know anything about God and stuff, I just believe in God and stuff, but not really. All that stuff about facts and logic and proof and evidence, that's poop-poop head stuff, but not really, because I don't really know anything about God and stuff.
Giggle
And there's some poop-poop heads on this thread who say that the Bible teaches things that aren't in the Bible, but not really, because they are in the Bible. I just don't believe those things because only poop-poop heads believe those things, and besides it hurts my pretty wittle head to think about those things.
Giggle
Well, that's all I have to say, really, except that I want to say again, over and over again, that I don't like all those people who say and believe there's proof and evidence, because they're poop-poop heads . . . and I'm really tolerant and open-minded, because I'm not like, you know, one of those poop-poop heads who actually believe in real things. Just call me
Mister Miss Group Think, just another member of the herd, Miss Sheep Think. That's me.
Giggle I'm just another little god in the gap fallacy, your average
Joe Jane without an original thought to my name.
And I just waxed my chest . . . and I got some new shoes. Aren't they pretty?
Giggle I got some new speedos too, pink, of course . . . and I like flowers and clouds. Oh, and I have a poodle, and I like to dress her up like a princess sometimes . . . and I like to pretend I'm Sleeping Beauty and stuff.
Giggle Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Cinderella and stuff too.
Giggle
Did I tell you that I don't like all those poop-poop heads who believe the facts and logic of God?
Giggle
I think I'm really pretty and nice and sweet and special and as pure as the driven snow, and my poop poop doesn't stink.
Giggle And I'm really good and perfect and really smart . . . but not really.
Giggle And did I tell you that I don't like all those poop-poop heads who believe the facts and logic of God? And did I tell you that I like flowers and clouds? Oh, and I like rainbows are us and kitties and sparkling things . . . and I like to gossip and moralize and talk banalities and nothings. My favorite magazine is
People. Oh, I'm really good at giggling and talking a lot, but I never really say anything that matters about anything at all.
Giggle I just go on and on like that sometimes, never making a lick a sense at all.
Giggle I'm so cute and funny that way.
Oh! Oh! And I like parties and shopping and texting and prancing and dancing and. . . .
Is There One Sound/Valid Syllogistic Argument For The Existence Of God?
The Seven Things™ that are objectively true for all regarding the problems of existence and origin due to the organic laws of human thought (the law of identity, the law of contradiction, the law of the excluded middle): http://www.usmessageboard.com/posts/10122836/.