He's been given an answer, Missy,
not once, some stupid reply about Emily wouldn't let you .....
just for the record, is mr. carnivore above illogical -
is that hard to understand ?
No one comes to the Father except through me.
when you refuse to respond in support for the basis of your belief, how can you say you have not been refuted -
I am the way and the truth and the life =/= No one comes to the Father except through me.
are you just stupid or just unwilling to respond ?
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BreezeWood's Fifteen Minutes of Fame
BreezeWood: Hi, my name's BreezeWood. I believe in the Everlasting, but not really, because I don't really know what that is, but it's got something to be with Noah and all that stuff . . . you know, whatever. Something came before the Singularity or maybe it was after . . . but, you know, whatever.
Christians are really evil people and stuff. They're poop-poop heads. I don't like them. I had a dream once in which this Christian was talking to Noah and suddenly the Singularity butted in and handed the Christian a flower.
And do you know what happened to the flower in the hand of that evil, poop-poop head Christian?
No. Tell me what happened
It wilted.
And do you know what happened after that?
No. Tell me what happened.
Well, then the Singularity handed Noah a flower.
And do you know what happened to the flower?
No. Tell me what happened.
It changed into a tree and grew really big just like that. It was like magic . . . or whatever.
And do you know what happened after that?
Uh . . . no, BreezeWood. This is your dream. Tells me what happened.
Oh, that's right.
Giggle
Noah raised his hand and spoke to the tree.
And do you know what happened after that?
No!
The leaves blew off it's branches and from these leaves other trees sprung out of the ground . . . and then their leaves blew off their branches . . . and more trees sprung up . . . and so on . . . and so on . . . and so on . . . and so on . . . and so on . . . and so on . . . and so on . . . and . . .
Whack
Oh, sorry.
Giggle This went on and on until there was a whole forest of trees as far as the eye could see . . . and then Noah raised his hand and told the trees to stop making more trees, and they stopped. It was like magic . . . or whatever.
And do you know what happened after that?
Did someone slap the silly out of you, BreezeWood?
Oh, no. Noah was very nice to me. But that Christian gave me a dirty look.
And do you know what happened after that?
I said, do you know what happened after that?
Did the Christian try to kill you, BreezeWood?
Oh, no. That nice man Noah wouldn't let him. But he did give me another dirty look.
Do you want me to tell you what happened after that?
Would it stop you if I said
no?
Oh, no.
Giggle
Uh-huh. So what happened, BreezeWood?
Well, the Christian and Noah started cutting down the trees and rendering their trunks into lumber.
And do you know what they did with all that lumber?
I said, do you know what they did with all that lumber?
No. But I know what I'm going to do with my fist if you ask me another question, BreezeWood. This is your dream, BreezeWood. Don't ask anymore questions. Just tell me the story of your dream or die.
Oh, that's right.
Giggle I forgot.
They built an Ark. And do you know. . . .
Giggle I mean, all the animals of the Earth, one male and one female, came and went into the Ark, and the Christian counted the animals as they went into the Ark and gave the tally to Noah. And then Noah took a club and smashed it over the head of the Christian, which made me very happy, because Christians are evil poop-poop heads. And then it started to rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and . . .
Whack
Oh, sorry.
Giggle Well, Noah and all the animals on the Ark were just fine, but the whole wide world was flooded and everything else died. Then the waters receded and the Ark came to rest on a mountain top . . . and Noah and the animals came out of the Ark and had life everlasting. And the best part is that there were no more poop-poop head Christians around ever again because they all died in the Flood. This made me very happy because Christians are evil poop-poop heads.
Giggle
What happened to the Singularity?
The Singularity died too.
Giggle
The End.