Is there any single women on this planet that dont have a DOG?????????

[Bob Blaylock]

Get a snake like me, you'll be single forever, my guarantee.

Why would anyone want a snake like you?

In any event, I think that it is safe to say that fbj is in no danger of ever being anything but single forever. He doesn't need a snake like you to assure that.

 

[The Duke]

Why would anyone want a snake like you?

In any event, I think that it is safe to say that fbj is in no danger of ever being anything but single forever. He doesn't need a snake like you to assure that.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Damm, seems like everyone has a dog. How the hell can I relax with a big ass smelly hanging around me and the lady? Im done with dating. This shit is just too weird. I accepted someone with kids and now they have a dog too. I can be flexible with a cat but why a BIG ASS DOG??

You're an idiot. You rather live with a cat who gets into everything everywhere, pukes up shit all over the place and has a litter box full of shit and urin?

Truly a moron

 

[Mr Natural]

There's something wrong with people who don't like dogs.

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Why would anyone want a snake like you?

In any event, I think that it is safe to say that fbj is in no danger of ever being anything but single forever. He doesn't need a snake like you to assure that.

I can't tell if you're an idiot, or you're being facetious.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I was walking alone somewhere years ago on some isolated street I was never on before walking along minding my business when out of nowhere, this dog came charging at me from about 30-40 feet away. I remember it was a long, flat stretch of front yard. The dog was coming full-speed growing and barking fiercely with as serious intent as he could probably muster. My instant instinctual response was to run charging back at him as fast as I could likewise growling and shouting some growling noise as angry as I could waving my arms at him, just to see how he liked it!

Within a second or so, the dog came to an immediate halt so I stopped as well right at the property line while the dog looked at me in shock, like: "WTF?!" He was totally caught off guard I guess because he had never seen anyone react like that as I just stood there glaring at him daring him to come farther.

It was then the dog decided that I must be OK and he had done his job and served his purpose, turned around trotting back to his house and I continued my way down the street.

Yep...show no fear,unless they're a trained attack dog and the owner directs it to attack.
I've never been bitten by a dog other then when my male boxer got a little to carried away when we were wrestling.
It was a total accident.
Was dating a chick that had a doberman and she warned me that he might bite me.
We were best buds within 20 minutes. She couldnt believe it.

 

[toobfreak]

Yep...show no fear,unless they're a trained attack dog and the owner directs it to attack.

If it is a trained attack dog then I'm afraid it is going to die. Then I would go after the owner who ordered the attack. Dogs have a predictable pattern of attack and a predictable ignorance of weapons.

Was dating a chick that had a doberman and she warned me that he might bite me. We were best buds within 20 minutes. She couldnt believe it.

The soul does not mark progress with time. A dog knows right away more about you than you know about yourself through your voice, your smell, your actions. They might even know the condition of your health or disease through smell.

 

[fbj]

Only untrained and unkempt dogs do that. Our house smells fine and the furniture (mostly mid-century modern) is in excellent condition.

So you telling that your house dont smell like the inside of a Dog's ass?

 

[fbj]

I've never owned a dog and right now I don't have any pets.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

you sound like my type

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

you sound like my type

If I had to guess I'd say you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

So you telling that your house dont smell like the inside of a Dog's ass?

My house smells just fine and I have two Boxers.
In fact I had a buddy of mine make the comment "why does your house always smell so clean"?

 

[skye]

There's something wrong with people who don't like dogs.

Yes

There is everything wrong.

 

[WinterBorn]

So you telling that your house dont smell like the inside of a Dog's ass?

That is exactly what I am telling you.