Is there any single women on this planet that dont have a DOG?????????

[skye]

Dogs stink up the house and damage the furniture

Shame on you!

Shame on those human imbeciles who don't respect and love animals.

That's all I will say here!

 

[fbj]

Shame on you!

Shame on those human imbeciles who don't respect and love animals.

That's all I will say here!

I have a friend who was pissed because the dog ruined her new sofa

 

[skye]

Good night Y'all

 

[Natural Citizen]

Dogs get away with everything fun that would get us shot....

 

[fbj]

Good night Y'all

good night sexy

 

[toobfreak]

Dogs stink up the house and damage the furniture

Not if you bathe them and keep them clean and train them a bit. A pet is very much a reflection of its owner.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

And the dog food is EXPENSIVE as ****

Now a dog companion can send in a blood panel and fecal examination to a dog food company and a nutritionist will formulate a recipe tailored to the specific needs of that dog. Food will be sent fresh, once a week to your door.
For a price.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Not if you bathe them and keep them clean and train them a bit. A pet is very much a reflection of its owner.

My dog was a fastidious diva. Her bath was once a week without fail and she did not tolerate being dirty at any time. Not even so much as one muddy or sand paw. A little perfume was okay.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Damm, seems like everyone has a dog. How the hell can I relax with a big ass smelly hanging around me and the lady? Im done with dating. This shit is just too weird. I accepted someone with kids and now they have a dog too. I can be flexible with a cat but why a BIG ASS DOG??

Dogs can tell when people are crazy. This must be why you have an issue.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I dont want to be around no ******* dogs

Only pussies are afraid of dogs.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I have a friend who was pissed because the dog ruined her new sofa

You should get some better friends.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Get a snake like me, you'll be single forever, my guarantee.

Not just any snake will do. One young man thought he would scare me with his Albino Ball Python. I let the snake coil up my arm. It was a very affectionate snake. Albino Ball Pythons usually are.

 

[WinterBorn]

Seriously I would be leary of a woman that didn't like dogs.

I am leery of anyone who doesn't like dogs. But I listen to my dog if they don't like a person.

A woman who has a dog is likely a better choice than one who only wants a sterile apartment.

 

[WinterBorn]

Not just any snake will do. One young man thought he would scare me with his Albino Ball Python. I let the snake coil up my arm. It was a very affectionate snake. Albino Ball Pythons usually are.

Ball Pythons are probably the least aggressive snake out there. But, from personal experience, most strangers knocking on my door do not know this.

 

[WinterBorn]

Dogs stink up the house and damage the furniture

Only untrained and unkempt dogs do that. Our house smells fine and the furniture (mostly mid-century modern) is in excellent condition.

 

[WinterBorn]

I have a friend who was pissed because the dog ruined her new sofa

fbj, I remember a thread you started a long time ago. You were talking about a woman coming to see you. She was taking the bus. As I recall you were going to get mad if she stayed long enough to interfere with you watching Monday Night football or if she ate too much of the pizza you ordered. You wanted her to show up, **** you, and get back on the bus as soon as possible.

The problem is you, not the dog.

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Not just any snake will do. One young man thought he would scare me with his Albino Ball Python. I let the snake coil up my arm. It was a very affectionate snake. Albino Ball Pythons usually are.

I've got a California king snake now, but by early next year I want to add a Leucitic Ball Python to the family.

 

[WinterBorn]

I've got a California king snake now, but by early next year I want to add a Leucitic Ball Python to the family.


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I always wanted a piebald Ball Python. But I wouldn't pay the premium people want for them.

 

[Confederate Soldier]

I always wanted a piebald Ball Python. But I wouldn't pay the premium people want for them.

I've got a semi-decent high paying job, so I'd be willing to blow $1K on a Python morph. I'll be living with it for 20-30 years, may as well get one I like. Some morphs are just nuts though. One is called Urban Camo, and you can pay upwards of $4,000 for one. I want one so bad though, lol!

 

[SweetSue92]

Now a dog companion can send in a blood panel and fecal examination to a dog food company and a nutritionist will formulate a recipe tailored to the specific needs of that dog. Food will be sent fresh, once a week to your door.
For a price.

Now I've heard it all