Is There Any Possible Way...

[SYTFE]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

 

[Ringel05]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

What do you have against Mars??!!!!!

 

[Dekster]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

We would have to make them think it was a reality show with a huge back-end payoff in merchandising. Maybe "Coke" will loan us their logo for the spaceship.

 

[Auld Phart]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

 

[Hossfly]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

 

[Shrimpbox]

Someone is probably gonna call you sexist. I think you could say we would be getting these assets back for pennies on the dollar.

 

[Moonglow]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

Just don't look...

 

[SYTFE]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

Just don't look...

But they are tainting our collective unconsciousness and making us all pay a far greater psychic price than we ever imagined.

(That's a Bill Hicks line. Heh.)

 

[Moonglow]

...That we could somehow gather up every single Kardashian and Jenner offspring, including Brody and any other spoiled siblings that have never had a full-time job, along with Cait, Kim, Khloe, Chris....just gather all of them up, put them in a space shuttle, launch this horrible family into space and quarantine them on Mars for an unspecified length of time?

Just don't look...

But they are tainting our collective unconsciousness and making us all pay a far greater psychic price than we ever imagined.

(That's a Bill Hicks line. Heh.)

At least with Kim you could play pinochle on her ass..

 

[blastoff]

They'd have to administer several assdectomies before blasting off as the shuttle's got a very specific weight limit.